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Old 25 October 2002, 07:43 PM
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Crawling along the M4 this afternoon, thought I caught a whiff of pork products in the air ...sure enough a police car comes storming up the hard shoulder.

But this wasn't any old police car, this was an unmarked light blue metallic BMW M5 (latest model) with blue lights behind the grill and a 'temporary' single blue light on the roof. To top it all off, it had a private plate - M5 YEP!!

Assuming this wasn't a private M5 owner desperate to get home for his dinner! , how the f*** can the police justify having a 50 grand M5 on private plates???
Old 25 October 2002, 07:46 PM
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they have gatso to thank.
Old 25 October 2002, 08:50 PM
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Might to on loan/trial from BMW ?

A lot a car manufacturers do this to try and get their products approved by the police.

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Old 25 October 2002, 08:58 PM
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Maybe, but none of the BMW loan cars we have had at work have nice 'M5' plates on 'em! perhaps the 5-0 get special treatment?!

...could this be another example of entrapment? 'come and race my nice shiney M5 and i'll f***ing 'ave yah!'
Old 25 October 2002, 09:04 PM
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They're only leased out.

My Mum's boyfriends is ACC in a certain Police force and his company car is a brand new 540i. He could have had an M5 if he'd have wanted one but didn't like its looks or want the extra attention a car like that would bring.
Old 25 October 2002, 09:08 PM
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what did he choose instead?
Old 25 October 2002, 09:15 PM
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Old 25 October 2002, 09:36 PM
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Oh isnt it wonderful how our hard earned ( and then swiftly taken off us ) money goes. We pay our taxes, and taxes, and taxes and our money is used to supply Police forces with M5 BMW's
WTF is going on. Give them cheap and nasty diesel cars, and at least attempt to be sensible with their budgets. They all cry poverty and not enough funding. ANY BLOODY WONDER!!!!!!!!
Old 25 October 2002, 09:42 PM
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And a cheap and nasty diesel is going to catch the toe-rags that have just car-jacked you?? Hmmmmmmmm!!

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Old 25 October 2002, 09:48 PM
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No Pete, it won't, but then, what's the point of catching 'em when New Labour can't get off their ***** and bring in a REALLY stiff law to put the toe rags away, IF they're caught.
They've taken one and a half parliaments to do a little something about mobile phone muggings, and that's been going on for 10 years at least!
Old 25 October 2002, 09:53 PM
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a 'cheap and nasty diesel' and an M5 are two extremes! they don't need an M5 FFS! a cheap ol' scooby would do!

...anyway, surely you don't condone highspeed police chases pete?
Old 25 October 2002, 09:56 PM
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Alcazar says:- 'and that's been going on for 10 years at least!'

SO????? Your bunch of useless tory to55ers had it as a problem too??? AND DID NOTHING!!

I love Tony Blair!!!!

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Old 25 October 2002, 09:58 PM
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MY bunch of Tory t*ssers? MINE?????
I hated the barstewards worse than I hate lying labour!
OOOOOH Pete, you've cut me to the quick. I'd laugh if I wasn't crying!!!
Alcazar:
BTW: wifey met "Tone" yesterday, and thinks he's a nice bloke. I'm going to have to either kill her, or divorce her!:

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Old 25 October 2002, 10:14 PM
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T5' wont catch a Scoob over country lanes, an M5 will !



I dont think we pay anything like 50k, nearer 30k
Old 25 October 2002, 10:38 PM
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This week must be a record for police-bashing threads
Old 25 October 2002, 10:57 PM
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You mean you actually know of a police force that activley seeks car thieves??? Well theres a first.
If the police were to actually tackle crime, and have a judicial system to back it up, then give every police force and M5 or 2. Id have no complaints. But when they are all crap, and crime is forever increasing, and the police seemingly targeting the normal people in society ( Gatsos etc ) who are generally alway within the law, give or take a little.
Im sure that there are police forces out there that could make real use of the £50k+ that was spent on the M5 ( add running costs onto that, after they crash it a few times )
Old 26 October 2002, 12:02 AM
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Before we slag off the police for having M5s or whatever as company cars surely its possible they are lease cars, and therefore the policeman is actually paying something towards them, as with most company car schemes these days?
Old 26 October 2002, 12:06 AM
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No, they're free to the lucky copper. The tax thing is dodged because the car is primarily a police car and not a company car.

My Mum's fella pays £0.00 towards his 540i, and he can do personal miles on free juice.
Old 26 October 2002, 11:39 AM
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I WOULD NEVER GIVE THE POLICE AN M5! Give them an Evo or an STI. Do you seriously want them to break down while in persuit of a robber or something?
Old 26 October 2002, 02:17 PM
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how about a 'marked' brand new Merc ML430...i am sure they DO need a luxury 4X4!
Old 26 October 2002, 05:50 PM
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Cheshire Traffic Plod have a few ML series Merc's marked up for use on the M6.
Old 26 October 2002, 05:55 PM
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No worries then Chris. The chances of them catching up with you would be slim then.
Old 26 October 2002, 06:02 PM
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could it not be "chief super" on his way home for tea and he got a call, so slapped the blue on the roof
Old 26 October 2002, 08:56 PM
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This has got to be a BMW test car on loan for evaluation.
Old 26 October 2002, 09:09 PM
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Trouble is Katana, they lurk on bridges with lasers...
Old 26 October 2002, 09:23 PM
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Ahh, thats what a diffuser's for chris.
Old 26 October 2002, 11:40 PM
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I followed a marked Cheshire Police car down the M6 on Thursday. Without any blues & twos it was going at 70mph-plus (where possible in the traffic), thus causing total confusion for the rest of the motorway (as in nobody dared to overtake!). On the section with the "keep your distance" chevrons, it was tailgating a van (as far as i could tell, from a dozen cars back).

If anyone from Cheshire Police is reading this, my experience of your marked cars (and vans) indicates that your drivers need quite a bit of both education and discipline. The image that you are portraying is shoddy to say the least

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