> > > >A New Zealand farmer buys several sheep, hoping to breed them for
> > wool.
> > > >After several weeks, he notices that none of the sheep are getting
> > > >pregnant,
> > > >and calls for a vet to help. The vet tells him that he should try
> > > >artificial insemination. The farmer doesn't have the faintest idea
> > what
> > > >this means, but not wanting to display his ignorance, only asks the
> > vet
> > > >how
> > > >he will know when the sheep are pregnant. The vet tells him that
> they
> > > will
> > > >stop standing around and instead will lie down and wallow in the
> > grass.
> > > >
> > > >The farmer hangs up and gives it some thought. He comes to the
> > > conclusion
> > > >that artificial semination means that he has to impregnate the sheep
> > > >himself. He loads the sheep into his Landrover, drives them out to
> the
> > > >woods, has sex with them all, brings them back to the farm and goes
> to
> > > bed.
> > > >
> > > >Next morning, he wakes and looks out at the sheep. Seeing that they
> are
> > > >all
> > > >still standing about, he deduces that the first try didn't take, so
> he
> > > >loads
> > > >them all into the Landrover again. He drives them out to the woods,
> > > bangs
> > > >them all twice for good measure, brings them back and heads to bed.
> > > >
> > > >Next morning, he wakes to find the sheep are still standing about.
> One
> > > >more
> > > >try, he tells himself, and he loads the sheep into the Landrover once
> > > >again.
> > > >He spends all day ******** sheep in the woods, and, upon returning
> > home,
> > > >crashes into bed.
> > > >
> > > >The next morning, he cannot even raise himself from bed to look at
> the
> > > >sheep. He asks his wife to look out the window and tell him if the
> > sheep
> > > >are lying in the grass.
> > > >
> > > >"No," she says, "they're all in the Landrover and one of them is
> > beeping
> > > >the
> > > >horn."

 

RB I should have changed it to Australian or Welsh as they are more worthy of p!ss taking than the Kiwis