My Porsche...
24 October 2002, 06:14 PM
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A Londoner parks his brand new Porsche in front of the office to show it off
to his colleagues. As he's getting out of the car, a truck comes speeding
along too close to the kerb and takes off the door before speeding off. More
than a little distraught, the Londoner grabs his mobile and calls the
police.
Five minutes later, the police arrive.
Before the policeman has a chance to ask any questions, the Londoner starts
screaming hysterically:
"My Porsche, my beautiful silver Porsche is ruined. No matter how long at
the panel beaters it'll simply never be the same again!"
After the Londoner finally finishes his rant, the policeman shakes his head
in disgust:
"I can't believe how materialistic you bloody Londoners are," he says.
"You lot are so focused on your possessions that you don't notice anything
else in your life."
"How can you say such a thing at a time like this?", snaps the Londoner.
The policeman replies, "Didn't you realise that your right arm was torn off
when the truck hit you?!"
The Londoner looks down in absolute horror.........
"F?#KING HELL!!!!!!" he screams........
"Where's my Rolex ????..."
to his colleagues. As he's getting out of the car, a truck comes speeding
along too close to the kerb and takes off the door before speeding off. More
than a little distraught, the Londoner grabs his mobile and calls the
police.
Five minutes later, the police arrive.
Before the policeman has a chance to ask any questions, the Londoner starts
screaming hysterically:
"My Porsche, my beautiful silver Porsche is ruined. No matter how long at
the panel beaters it'll simply never be the same again!"
After the Londoner finally finishes his rant, the policeman shakes his head
in disgust:
"I can't believe how materialistic you bloody Londoners are," he says.
"You lot are so focused on your possessions that you don't notice anything
else in your life."
"How can you say such a thing at a time like this?", snaps the Londoner.
The policeman replies, "Didn't you realise that your right arm was torn off
when the truck hit you?!"
The Londoner looks down in absolute horror.........
"F?#KING HELL!!!!!!" he screams........
"Where's my Rolex ????..."
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