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Old 23 October 2002, 11:37 PM
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.... which pop stars would you eliminate for the sake of humanity?

I'll go with Westlife......
Old 23 October 2002, 11:44 PM
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Elton John.

I'd then use the other 4 on the annoying w@nker just to make sure he was put to rest.
Old 23 October 2002, 11:45 PM
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Fair play, I'd go with Westlife too, just to make sure like!
Old 23 October 2002, 11:49 PM
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Will Young, Gareth Gates, Robbie Willliams, Ottway (mercy killing) ,Elton John..... ugh..
Old 23 October 2002, 11:50 PM
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who Ottway?
Old 24 October 2002, 12:13 AM
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cliff richard would get all five!!!
Old 24 October 2002, 12:15 AM
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Actually I would spare one of the Westlife boys and have a go at Cliff too. The osser makes a big thing of being a Christian and then shamelessly releases xmas singles every year.
Old 24 October 2002, 12:21 AM
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MooseRacer

.... let me be your bunsen burner, baby...
Old 24 October 2002, 12:25 AM
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By all means uncle buck.....still no idea who ottwat is/are

am I too old?

EDITED to correct spelling then decided was probably more apt as it was

[Edited by MooseRacer - 10/24/2002 12:26:42 AM]
Old 24 October 2002, 12:27 AM
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I'd shoot Elton John as long as someone else promised to beat Pete Waterman to death.
Old 24 October 2002, 01:43 AM
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cliff richard would get all five!!!
Spot on
Old 24 October 2002, 07:28 AM
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Ottway (mercy killing)


I hope you mean John, and not me.

(oh, and it's just the one 't'.
Old 24 October 2002, 08:08 AM
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John can be found at otway.co.uk

Old 24 October 2002, 08:26 AM
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Whereas Mark can be found at otway.com
Old 24 October 2002, 08:47 AM
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Hold up a gunsmith and get a load of guns & bullets - then ...
Old 24 October 2002, 10:49 AM
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it would have to be s club 7 and s club juniors. if you got them all to make 5 lines very close together then hopefully you may get a couple with each bullet. the rest could be humanely pistol-whipped.
all purely hypothetical of course. I couldnt possibly condone it.

Steve

[Edited by RB5320 - 10/24/2002 10:50:09 AM]
Old 24 October 2002, 11:30 AM
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Only five bullets to finish off that mob of tossers known as So Solid Crew ?

Get 'em to queue up in a dead straight line and fire the 5 bullets with an SLR: might just do it as I heard that gun was so powerful it can send a round through several people lined up.
Old 24 October 2002, 11:31 AM
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Just use the gun to herd no end of cr4ppy "pop" stars into a hooog room and then gas the lot of them...
Old 24 October 2002, 11:47 AM
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Mariah Carey, Celine Dion, Ja Rule, and I'd save the other 2 as a warning to anyone who makes a bad record.
Old 24 October 2002, 11:52 AM
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quote:
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Ottway (mercy killing)
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I hope you mean John, and not me.

(oh, and it's just the one 't'.
What i was thinking, Which. Tricky question to answer
Old 24 October 2002, 11:54 AM
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Cant we just line up ALL the boy bands & see how many the bullets go through?
Old 24 October 2002, 12:04 PM
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And then we could line up all the girl bands and......okay, perhaps not.
Old 24 October 2002, 12:07 PM
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rod stewart

wouldn't hesitate for one second

oops didnt read the post properly

[Edited by neilbbb - 10/24/2002 12:08:49 PM]
Old 24 October 2002, 01:09 PM
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I'm thinking of changing my mind though....

Blazing Squad could well be the way forward.
Old 24 October 2002, 01:16 PM
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Jeffrey Archer would be one of my choices. Along with his wife. Both of the Hamilton's would get a slug, too.

Oh, and Ulrika would claim my last bullet.
Old 24 October 2002, 01:35 PM
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I would attack the problem at source ... Pete Waterman get's a one between the eyes, and that annoying Irish tw*t, and Halliwell.

The two left over will be saved until Blair and Prescott are round for the next elections.....


Steve
Old 24 October 2002, 02:12 PM
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[Edited by shunty - 10/24/2002 2:14:21 PM]
Old 24 October 2002, 04:05 PM
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Cliff Richard would get all five....
Old 24 October 2002, 04:35 PM
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I'd dig Freddie Mercury up, throw Boy George in, empty the clip into Freddie and fling him back in on top of O'Dowd!!!!!
Old 24 October 2002, 05:55 PM
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I think you would need all 5 to slay Rik Waller


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