first worthwhile chain letter?
23 October 2002, 11:01 AM
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This chain letter was developed by virile men in order to make their sex life even more fantastic. As opposed to normal chain letters, this one costs nothing, and you can only win!
Simply send this to 9 blokes who are just as virile as you. Then anaesthetise your wife/girlfriend, put her in a large carton (don't forget some ventilation holes) and send it to the person who is at the top of your list. Soon, your name will be at the top of the list and you will receive 823,542 women through the post.
Statistically, among those women, will be at least:
0.5 miss worlds
2.5 models
463 wild nymphos
3,234 good-looking nymphos
20,198 who enjoy multiple orgasms
40,198 bi-sexual women
In total, that is 64,294 women who are simply hornier, less inhibited, and tastier than the grumpy old bag you posted off. And, best of all, your original package is guaranteed not to be one of those that come back to you.
DO NOT BREAK THIS CHAIN LETTER
One bloke, for example, who sent the letter to only 5 instead of 9 of his friends got his original bird back, still in the old dressing gown he sent her off in, with the same old migraine attack and accusatorial expression on her face.
On the same day, the international supermodel he'd been living with since he sent off his old girlfriend moved out to live with his best friend (to whom he had not sent the chain letter). While I am sending this letter, the bloke that is in 6th place above me has already received 837 women and is lying in hospital suffering from exhaustion. Outside his ward are 452 more packages.
YOU MUST BELIEVE THIS
This is a unique opportunity to achieve a totally satisfying sex life.
No expensive meals out, no lengthy conversations about trivialities that only interest women, just so that you can lay her. No obligations, no grumpy mother-in-law and no unpleasant surprises like marriage or engagement.
Do not hesitate: send this letter today to 9 of your best friends!
PS Even when you have no girlfriend, you can send your vacuum cleaner!
PPS This letter can also be copied to women you know so that they can
prepare themselves for the great adventure that they may soon undertake!
Simply send this to 9 blokes who are just as virile as you. Then anaesthetise your wife/girlfriend, put her in a large carton (don't forget some ventilation holes) and send it to the person who is at the top of your list. Soon, your name will be at the top of the list and you will receive 823,542 women through the post.
Statistically, among those women, will be at least:
0.5 miss worlds
2.5 models
463 wild nymphos
3,234 good-looking nymphos
20,198 who enjoy multiple orgasms
40,198 bi-sexual women
In total, that is 64,294 women who are simply hornier, less inhibited, and tastier than the grumpy old bag you posted off. And, best of all, your original package is guaranteed not to be one of those that come back to you.
DO NOT BREAK THIS CHAIN LETTER
One bloke, for example, who sent the letter to only 5 instead of 9 of his friends got his original bird back, still in the old dressing gown he sent her off in, with the same old migraine attack and accusatorial expression on her face.
On the same day, the international supermodel he'd been living with since he sent off his old girlfriend moved out to live with his best friend (to whom he had not sent the chain letter). While I am sending this letter, the bloke that is in 6th place above me has already received 837 women and is lying in hospital suffering from exhaustion. Outside his ward are 452 more packages.
YOU MUST BELIEVE THIS
This is a unique opportunity to achieve a totally satisfying sex life.
No expensive meals out, no lengthy conversations about trivialities that only interest women, just so that you can lay her. No obligations, no grumpy mother-in-law and no unpleasant surprises like marriage or engagement.
Do not hesitate: send this letter today to 9 of your best friends!
PS Even when you have no girlfriend, you can send your vacuum cleaner!
PPS This letter can also be copied to women you know so that they can
prepare themselves for the great adventure that they may soon undertake!
23 October 2002, 01:03 PM
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Yes that is all well and good,
BUT:
As with all the best chain letters & pyramid schemes, it fails to mention the downside, which in this case is rather a biggie!
Yes you will get 0.5 miss worlds, 2.5 models, 463 wild nymphos, 3,234 good-looking nymphos, 20,198 who enjoy multiple orgasms & 40,198 bi-sexual women. But as stated this is only 64294 of the 823542 that you will recieve. Therefore you are also going to recieve 759248 sour-faced old boots, 95% of whom sod's law states will be worse than the one sour-faced old boot you sent in the first place.
And as an added bonus the chances are the 40198 Bi-sexuals are all liars, and are actually Hairy-ar5ed man-hating Lesbians.
Editted for spollung
[Edited by CrisPDuk - 10/23/2002 1:04:30 PM]
[Edited by CrisPDuk - 10/23/2002 1:06:14 PM]
BUT:
As with all the best chain letters & pyramid schemes, it fails to mention the downside, which in this case is rather a biggie!
Yes you will get 0.5 miss worlds, 2.5 models, 463 wild nymphos, 3,234 good-looking nymphos, 20,198 who enjoy multiple orgasms & 40,198 bi-sexual women. But as stated this is only 64294 of the 823542 that you will recieve. Therefore you are also going to recieve 759248 sour-faced old boots, 95% of whom sod's law states will be worse than the one sour-faced old boot you sent in the first place.
And as an added bonus the chances are the 40198 Bi-sexuals are all liars, and are actually Hairy-ar5ed man-hating Lesbians.
Editted for spollung
[Edited by CrisPDuk - 10/23/2002 1:04:30 PM]
[Edited by CrisPDuk - 10/23/2002 1:06:14 PM]
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