P1Fanatic

>TWO BROTHERS aged four and seven were in their bedroom. "You know what?"
>said the seven-year-old, "I think it's about time we started swearing."
>The four-year-old nodded his head in agreement. "When we go downstairs
>for
>breakfast I'm gonna swear first, then you swear after me, OK?"
>The four-year-old agreed and they went down to the kitchen.
>Their mother walked in and asked the seven-year-old what he wanted for
>breakfast.
>"Oh, ****, Mom, I guess I'll have some Coco Pops."
>WHACK! She caught him around the ear with a mighty blow and he flew out
>of
>his chair and across the kitchen floor. She looked at the four-year-old
>and
>asked with a stern voice, "And what do YOU want for breakfast, young
>man?"
>"I don't know, " he blubbered, "but it won't be the ****ing Coco Pops."

STi-Frenchie

LOL !!! Best one I've heard for a while !