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Old 17 October 2002, 09:12 PM
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She only 35 She used to be quite fit but now she looks well knackered too much living in the fast lane is starting to show

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Old 17 October 2002, 09:18 PM
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She's a slapper...that's what happens to slappers.
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Old 17 October 2002, 09:25 PM
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I think I prefer her agent (if I have to choose).

As for that Hunter bloke - jeez - what a ***
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Old 17 October 2002, 09:37 PM
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You're bound to look rough when you've had the miles and miles of **** she's had!
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Old 17 October 2002, 09:40 PM
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Old 17 October 2002, 09:49 PM
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My view is that it's all a bit pathetic for anyone to reveal so many personal experiences to sell a book!
People who buy into all this must really have a sad existence and need to hear of others personal lives to make up for what they are missing out on!
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Blimey - I didn't know she's 35 either. Is it in dog years then?

Hmmm, new book out equals: Publicity Seeka-ka-ka!
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Old 17 October 2002, 10:25 PM
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I think she still looks pretty good.... wouldn't touch her with a barge pole mind

The agent's nice too
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Old 17 October 2002, 10:48 PM
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They should of filmed her in soft focus.. put me off scandinavian birds over 30 for life
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Old 17 October 2002, 11:07 PM
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Leave her alone.
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Old 17 October 2002, 11:18 PM
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I certainly would! (Leave her alone, that is!!!
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Old 18 October 2002, 07:17 AM
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Lets send her back to Sweden
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Out of two, I know what I'd give her. She's still a fine bit of kit for a 35 yr old.
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rough as a badgers ****
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With droopy **** like those at 35, imagine how far down her legs they'll be hanging when she's 80
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I would
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She's had more c0ck5 than a sniper's rifle !

Silly attention-seeking boiler...

Wouldn't sh4g her with a stolen d1ck !!

There's plenty more blonde Scandinavian flash to gawp at !!
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Old 18 October 2002, 05:55 PM
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She's seen more Jap's eyes than the Tokyo branch of Specsavers
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I don't like her neck but the rest of her is not bad

Are they real jubblies?
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Old 18 October 2002, 06:00 PM
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any recent pictures? purely in order to form an opinion, obviously.
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Sorry guys I just don't see why you think she is minging! I think she looks ok for her age and I am not that far behind either!

AJ
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Old 18 October 2002, 06:48 PM
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Ok, I've formed my opinion and you lot are mad. She's rather nice
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She's had more pr1ck than Eric Bristow's practice board.
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Old 18 October 2002, 08:03 PM
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She's seen more Jap's eyes than the Tokyo branch of Specsavers
very good, do you mind if i borrow it?

had enough **** to lay a handrail around the isle of man, she's seen more ceilings than michaelangelo,had so much **** her flange looks like the back of kennedy's head....etc,etc. with ulrikaka the list of sexual cliches is endless. I'd still **** her though, and I read in the daily sport that she likes to take the brown option-so it must be true.
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Old 18 October 2002, 08:07 PM
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I'd still **** her though
Sloppy seconds is one thing, but sloppy 500ths - yek!!
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Old 18 October 2002, 08:17 PM
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Yeh yeh, like you wouldnt if that was laid on the bed before you!

As for sloppy 500ths - I'm sure (well I'm not, but I certainly hope) she has washed a few times inbetween
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Old 18 October 2002, 08:18 PM
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with ulrikaka you'd have to fold it in half just to touch the sides.
and pack it out with bacon.
only 500?


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Old 18 October 2002, 08:27 PM
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Is it in yet?

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Old 18 October 2002, 08:29 PM
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LOL @ mj
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