ScoobyK

...for doing 46 in a 40.

I passed over a bridge only to find a policeman with a radar gun waiting on the other side lying in wait.

He pulled me over, and walked up to that car with that knowing smirk we know and love and asked "having trouble taking off wing commander ?... what's the hurry ?"

I replied that I was late for work.

"Oh yeah" said the policeman, "what do you do ?"

"I'm a rectum stretcher" I replied

The policemna seemed shocked,..."and what does a rectum stretcher do ?"

"Well" I said, "I start by inserting one finger, the I work my way up with two fingers, then three, then four, then my whole hand until I can get both hands in...then I slowly stretch until it's about 6 foot wide"

"and just what do you do with a 6 foot *******" he asked

I politely replied......











.........."you give him a radar gun and hide him behind a bridge"



(just a joke guys...no offence intended etc etc !! )

Avi

I have a picture of a scooby in a frozen lake if you want

(Old ones are the best )

STi go fast

you heard about the lass making the £50pm calls on your telephone!

ChrisB

Or a picture of a BP Garage?

ScoobyK

Sorry guys....not one I had seen / heard before...opps !

Try this one....

NEWSFLASH NEWSFLASH

Scientists have found intelligent DNA in women....






....trouble is, 95% of them spit it out !