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A guy walks into a bar and sees his friend Jim slumped over the bar. He
> > > walks up and asks him: "What's the matter?"
> > > Jim looks up dolefully and says: "Hey Bob, Well you know that really
> > > gorgeous girl at my work, with the great chest, gorgeous *** and fantastic
> > > legs? You remember I mentioned that without fail I get an erection when I
> > > see her."
> > > "Yeah I remember" says his friend. "Well I finally got the nerve to ask
> > > her out." says Jim.
> > > Bob raises an eyebrow: "That's great! What did she say?"
> > > "Well she said "Yes!" I have just come back from seeing her" his mate says
> > > bitterly.
> > > "Well how did it go?" asks Bob, a little confused.
> > > "Well I thought ahead, and not wanting to draw immediate attention to my
> > > attraction to her I decided to tape my old fella to my leg. It wasn't too
> > > uncomfortable and when I went to pick her up she looked amazing - wearing
> > > the shortest dress I have ever seen, breasts about to pop out. She looked
> > > fantastic!"
> > > "So why are you drinking yourself into oblivion down here? What the hell
> > > went wrong?" asked Bob.
> > > Jim replied: "I kicked her in the face."