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Old 10 January 2002, 07:23 PM
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Tiggs dont want to upset you mate but moles are Not solitary creatures, there are bound to be more. they normally live in colonies of 5 or more with 3 females a male and a younger male.the females can give birth every 18 days and the young are up and digging away within 3 weeks, so if what you have taken across three rivers is the male then there will be another lurking under your grass to repopulate the area.

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Old 01 October 2002, 02:42 PM
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hmmmm, if this animal has planted by an anti Sti Go Fast campaigner i'll not be happy.

right now it is destroying my lawn!

armed with a bucket and spade i shall catch him!

Tiggs

ps- no kidding there really is a mole!
Old 01 October 2002, 02:43 PM
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"Take off and nuke the entire site from orbit. It's the only way to be sure"
Old 01 October 2002, 02:45 PM
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Catch it and stuff it.
Old 01 October 2002, 02:47 PM
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Tiggs: can we come and watch you "try" to catch it???
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Old 01 October 2002, 02:47 PM
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Paging Dave T-S. R U there dave????
Old 01 October 2002, 02:49 PM
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ha ha, you may mock but i shall catch this thing and put his pick on here!

un stuffed!

T
Old 01 October 2002, 03:02 PM
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have you added a "k" or dropped an "r"????????
Old 01 October 2002, 03:16 PM
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after 2 weeks of battle, this thread promted me to go on the hunt (for the 10th time this week) THE MOLE IS NOW CAUGHT!

he is in a bucket by my back door waiting to go into the field!

Tiggs (mole hunter)
Old 01 October 2002, 03:21 PM
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Old 01 October 2002, 03:26 PM
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mine look better than that! he's alive and well!
Old 01 October 2002, 03:27 PM
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So have I. Must be mole time of year. BTW how do you know it's only one?? Hard working little buggers...

I also have an early morning Heron trying to eat my fish. If there was only a way that I could persuade Mr Heron to go after Mr Mole instead we would all be happy (apart from Mr Mole, I suppose)..
Old 01 October 2002, 03:37 PM
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the war zone





the enemy

Old 01 October 2002, 03:46 PM
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Yeah, and keep him away from any guinea pigs - particularly if he's in a foul mood.
Old 01 October 2002, 03:46 PM
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stick the spade through its head.

otherwise it will make its way back to your garden.

Old 01 October 2002, 03:47 PM
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Drive a loooooooooong way away!

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Old 01 October 2002, 03:48 PM
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Shoulda used horses, you'd have caught it a lot faster.
Old 01 October 2002, 04:03 PM
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<I bet he's a bit lairy being stuck in there>
I've never seen a lairy mole.
What do they do? Nick your video then **** on the carpet?

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Old 01 October 2002, 04:09 PM
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I've got a raaaat in me kitchen what ammagonna do ?!
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Who made a bigger mess of the lawn? you or the mole?

Old 01 October 2002, 04:15 PM
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mole is released! i crossed 3 streams before i let him go so he aint coming back unless hes a swimmer!

T
Old 01 October 2002, 04:15 PM
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LOL
Reminds me of Bill Murray catching the Gopher in Caddyshack. What a classic
Old 01 October 2002, 05:17 PM
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You shopuld have released it in Jasper Carrott's garden
Old 01 October 2002, 07:48 PM
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ROFL - hi chiark

Got rid of the ******* in my garden - we moved!!!!!

BTW, it's an offence to trap and release a mole under the Wildlife and Countryside Act.......didn't stop me trapping two of the little ***** and letting them out in a layby two miles down the road though

Re them not being alone, there's an old country saying - kill a mole and ten of its friends come to the funeral

Old 01 October 2002, 10:09 PM
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next time i flood the hole with a hose for 2 days so it better be the last one!
Old 02 October 2002, 08:00 AM
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Dad had one last month, ran a Honda C90 exhaust down a hosepipe for 4 hrs a day for 3 days.... did no good.

If you're going to dig it up then flood it, surely you will do more damage than the mole??
Old 02 October 2002, 08:25 AM
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Tiggs,

You could have saved yourself a lot of time and distruction if you had called the mole man in Binfield.

Used to get paid on results, has caught many for me without all that damage.

If I remember rightly they hunt in pairs etc. so by the time you have finished you should have a good vegetable patch.

All the best

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Old 02 October 2002, 08:45 AM
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LOL at Tiggs's lawn - contact the BBC and see if they are planning to do a re-enactment of the battle of the Somme - they could hire your garden for the scenes.....


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