This got sent to me on an email yesterday - got a laugh in the office

Everybody please watch out for the following viruses ...

The Manchester United Virus
This is where your PC thinks its far superior than any other PC and develops a memory disorder, forgetting anything that happened before 1993.

The David Beckham Virus
This affects newer PC's mainly. The computer looks great, all the lights are on, but nothing works.

The Roy Keane Virus
This one is particularly nasty and will throw you out of Windows.

The Alex Ferguson Virus
The computer develops a continuous whining noise and the on screen clock runs a lot faster or slower (depending on how your day's been), than all the other computers in the building.

The Fabien Barthez Virus
This one's not particularly harmful - but you just can't save anything.

The Neville Bros. Virus
Just when you think things can't get any worse, this one pops up and causes a calamitous error.

The Ryan Giggs Virus
The computer develops a processor problem, whereby it thinks it's better than it actually is. It also experiences dramatic fluctuation in performance.

The Luke Chadwick Virus
This is a particularly ugly one.

The Manchester United Shirt Virus
This one is especially hard to detect as it changes it's format every 3 months.


Chris

 

the fabian bartez virus brought a smile to my face, good find

 

there is also the forlan virus.....oh......wait a minute....its MISSING!!!

 

 

What about the Laurant Blanc Virus. It's a really old one but can still cause lots of problems. Is liable to freeze also.
Alas

 

lol

 

how about the cantona virus, if you type a swear word the disk draw shoots out and hits you in the face!!!

 

Neville virus. Two of 'em, really ugly but ineffective.