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A man walks into a pharmacy and wanders up and down the aisles. The salesgirl notices him and asks him if she can help him. He answers that he is looking for a box of tampons for his wife. She
directs him down the correct aisle.
A few minutes later, he deposits a huge bag of cotton ***** and a
ball of string on the counter.
She says, confused, "Sir, I thought you were looking for some tampons for your wife?"
He answers, "You see, it's like this, yesterday I sent my wife to
the store to get me a carton of cigarettes and she came home with
a tin of tobacco and some rolling papers. Because it is Soooooo
much cheaper. If I have to roll my own, SO DOES SHE!"
directs him down the correct aisle.
A few minutes later, he deposits a huge bag of cotton ***** and a
ball of string on the counter.
She says, confused, "Sir, I thought you were looking for some tampons for your wife?"
He answers, "You see, it's like this, yesterday I sent my wife to
the store to get me a carton of cigarettes and she came home with
a tin of tobacco and some rolling papers. Because it is Soooooo
much cheaper. If I have to roll my own, SO DOES SHE!"
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