Joke
04 September 2002, 11:33 PM
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Driving to work this morning on the Interstate, I looked over
to my left, and there was a woman in a brand new Mustang doing
65 miles per hour with her face up next to her rearview mirror
putting on her eyeliner!
I looked away for a couple seconds, and when I looked back, she
was halfway over in my lane, still working on that makeup!!! I'm
a man, but it scared me so bad, I dropped my electric shaver,
which knocked the donut out of my other hand. In all the confusiono
of trying to straighten out the car using my knees against the
steering wheel, it knocked my cell phone away from my ear which
fell into the coffee between my legs, splashed and burned
Mr. Happy-and-the-Twins, ruined the phone, AND disconnected an
important call ! ! ! ! !
@$#%&$ WOMEN DRIVERS ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! !
to my left, and there was a woman in a brand new Mustang doing
65 miles per hour with her face up next to her rearview mirror
putting on her eyeliner!
I looked away for a couple seconds, and when I looked back, she
was halfway over in my lane, still working on that makeup!!! I'm
a man, but it scared me so bad, I dropped my electric shaver,
which knocked the donut out of my other hand. In all the confusiono
of trying to straighten out the car using my knees against the
steering wheel, it knocked my cell phone away from my ear which
fell into the coffee between my legs, splashed and burned
Mr. Happy-and-the-Twins, ruined the phone, AND disconnected an
important call ! ! ! ! !
@$#%&$ WOMEN DRIVERS ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! !
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