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Back in the swinging 60s, Michael Caine is holding a big showbiz party in his swanky new house.
Everyone who is anyone is there-top stars from the film / pop world. Lennon and McCartney are helping themselves at the bar, Jim Morrison and his band are sitting on the couch singing "Light my fire".
All is going really well, until Jim Morrison decides he's bored out of his skull, and wants to go home for an early night.
"0i Jim" objects Micheal Caine, "party's only just started, hows about I get one of the ladies to take you into the bed room for a bit of hows your father"?
"Fair play" says Jim "As long as she does the rest of the band too"
"Not a problem Jim" smiles Micheal, as he pulls a young dolly bird close and whispers instructions in her ear.
Half an hour later, the young girl is just wiping her chin, when in walks Ringo Starr from the Beatles: "Allright love?" He says "dont suppose you want to do the same to me"?
The young woman thinks about it, decidedes what the hell and proceeds to unzip his flies and get to work. Ringo is having a great time, until, mere moments before the end, the door flies open and Micheal Caine bursts in. He grabs the young girl by the hair and slaps her hard across the face!
"What was that for?" she whimpers "I told you" Caine snarls "You're only supposed to blow the bloody doors off ."
Everyone who is anyone is there-top stars from the film / pop world. Lennon and McCartney are helping themselves at the bar, Jim Morrison and his band are sitting on the couch singing "Light my fire".
All is going really well, until Jim Morrison decides he's bored out of his skull, and wants to go home for an early night.
"0i Jim" objects Micheal Caine, "party's only just started, hows about I get one of the ladies to take you into the bed room for a bit of hows your father"?
"Fair play" says Jim "As long as she does the rest of the band too"
"Not a problem Jim" smiles Micheal, as he pulls a young dolly bird close and whispers instructions in her ear.
Half an hour later, the young girl is just wiping her chin, when in walks Ringo Starr from the Beatles: "Allright love?" He says "dont suppose you want to do the same to me"?
The young woman thinks about it, decidedes what the hell and proceeds to unzip his flies and get to work. Ringo is having a great time, until, mere moments before the end, the door flies open and Micheal Caine bursts in. He grabs the young girl by the hair and slaps her hard across the face!
"What was that for?" she whimpers "I told you" Caine snarls "You're only supposed to blow the bloody doors off ."
03 September 2002, 12:53 AM
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I wouldnt have got that if I hadnt have watched the Italian Job the other day with my brother and he's been repeating that line every day since 
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