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This is a copy of the Roger Moore story in the "Battle Axes" when it was just a restaurant about 16 years ago. Young guy having dinner with girl.... Roger steals the show.... guys talks to him in toilet .... "Fiuck of Roger, Cant you see I'm busy"!!!!
Roger Moore, clicks ..says "sorry , talk later"and walks back to own table!!
Pure class Roger, very cool.
Roger Moore, clicks ..says "sorry , talk later"and walks back to own table!!
Pure class Roger, very cool.
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Its great
I was in the airport VIP lounge en route to Seattle a couple of
weeks ago. While in there, I noticed Bill Gates sitting
comfortably in the corner, enjoying a drink.
I was meeting a very important client who was also flying to
Seattle, but she was running a little bit late.
Well, being a straightforward kind of guy, I approached the
Microsoft chairman, introduced myself, and said, "Mr. Gates,
I wonder if you would do me a favor."
"Yes?"
"I'm sitting right over there," pointing to my seat at the bar,
"and I'm waiting on a very important client. Would you be so
kind when she arrives as to come walk by and just say, 'Hi,
Ray,'?"
"Sure."
I shook his hand and thanked him and went back to my seat.
About ten minutes later, my client showed up. We ordered a
drink and started to talk business.
A couple of minutes later, I felt a tap on my shoulder. It was
Bill Gates.
"Hi, Ray," he said.
I replied, "F**k off, Gates, I'm in a meeting."
Its great
I was in the airport VIP lounge en route to Seattle a couple of
weeks ago. While in there, I noticed Bill Gates sitting
comfortably in the corner, enjoying a drink.
I was meeting a very important client who was also flying to
Seattle, but she was running a little bit late.
Well, being a straightforward kind of guy, I approached the
Microsoft chairman, introduced myself, and said, "Mr. Gates,
I wonder if you would do me a favor."
"Yes?"
"I'm sitting right over there," pointing to my seat at the bar,
"and I'm waiting on a very important client. Would you be so
kind when she arrives as to come walk by and just say, 'Hi,
Ray,'?"
"Sure."
I shook his hand and thanked him and went back to my seat.
About ten minutes later, my client showed up. We ordered a
drink and started to talk business.
A couple of minutes later, I felt a tap on my shoulder. It was
Bill Gates.
"Hi, Ray," he said.
I replied, "F**k off, Gates, I'm in a meeting."
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