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Old 27 August 2002, 03:51 PM
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Cool

Just stumbled across this.....

http://www.linuxfaq.de/f/cache/442.html

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Old 27 August 2002, 03:56 PM
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lmfao
Old 27 August 2002, 07:45 PM
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Pi55ed myself, witty as f**k...
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Old 27 August 2002, 08:07 PM
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This is a copy of the Roger Moore story in the "Battle Axes" when it was just a restaurant about 16 years ago. Young guy having dinner with girl.... Roger steals the show.... guys talks to him in toilet .... "Fiuck of Roger, Cant you see I'm busy"!!!!

Roger Moore, clicks ..says "sorry , talk later"and walks back to own table!!

Pure class Roger, very cool.
Old 27 August 2002, 08:10 PM
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Thought I would Cut and Paste to help

Its great


I was in the airport VIP lounge en route to Seattle a couple of
weeks ago. While in there, I noticed Bill Gates sitting
comfortably in the corner, enjoying a drink.

I was meeting a very important client who was also flying to
Seattle, but she was running a little bit late.

Well, being a straightforward kind of guy, I approached the
Microsoft chairman, introduced myself, and said, "Mr. Gates,
I wonder if you would do me a favor."

"Yes?"

"I'm sitting right over there," pointing to my seat at the bar,
"and I'm waiting on a very important client. Would you be so
kind when she arrives as to come walk by and just say, 'Hi,
Ray,'?"

"Sure."

I shook his hand and thanked him and went back to my seat.

About ten minutes later, my client showed up. We ordered a
drink and started to talk business.

A couple of minutes later, I felt a tap on my shoulder. It was
Bill Gates.

"Hi, Ray," he said.

I replied, "F**k off, Gates, I'm in a meeting."
Old 28 August 2002, 06:08 AM
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good one
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