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"Husband Shopping Center" was opened where a woman could go to
choose from
> among many men, for her husband. It was laid out in five
> floors, with the men increasing in positive attributes as you ascended up
> the floors. The only rule was, once you opened the door to any floor, you
> must choose a man from that floor, and if you went up a floor, you
> couldn't go back down except to leave the place.
>
> So, a couple of girlfriends go to the place to find men. First floor,
> the door had a sign saying "These men have jobs and love kids."
The
> women read the sign and say "Well that's better than not having jobs,
or
> not loving kids, but I wonder what's further up?" So up they go.
>
> Second floor says "These men have high paying jobs, love kids, and are
> extremely good looking" Hmmm, say the girls. But, I wonder what's
> further up?".
>
> Third floor: "These men have high paying jobs, are extremely good
> looking, love kids and help with the housework." Wow! say the women.
> Very tempting, BUT, there's more further up!? And so again, they go
> up.
>
> Fourth floor: "These men have high paying jobs, love kids, are
extremely
> good looking, help with the housework, and have a strong romantic
streak."
> Oh, mercy me. But just think!?!?! What must be awaiting us further on!
>
> So up to the fifth floor they go.
>
> The sign on that door said "This floor is just to prove that women
> are impossible to please. Thank you for shopping and have a nice day."
choose from
> among many men, for her husband. It was laid out in five
> floors, with the men increasing in positive attributes as you ascended up
> the floors. The only rule was, once you opened the door to any floor, you
> must choose a man from that floor, and if you went up a floor, you
> couldn't go back down except to leave the place.
>
> So, a couple of girlfriends go to the place to find men. First floor,
> the door had a sign saying "These men have jobs and love kids."
The
> women read the sign and say "Well that's better than not having jobs,
or
> not loving kids, but I wonder what's further up?" So up they go.
>
> Second floor says "These men have high paying jobs, love kids, and are
> extremely good looking" Hmmm, say the girls. But, I wonder what's
> further up?".
>
> Third floor: "These men have high paying jobs, are extremely good
> looking, love kids and help with the housework." Wow! say the women.
> Very tempting, BUT, there's more further up!? And so again, they go
> up.
>
> Fourth floor: "These men have high paying jobs, love kids, are
extremely
> good looking, help with the housework, and have a strong romantic
streak."
> Oh, mercy me. But just think!?!?! What must be awaiting us further on!
>
> So up to the fifth floor they go.
>
> The sign on that door said "This floor is just to prove that women
> are impossible to please. Thank you for shopping and have a nice day."
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