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07 August 2002, 04:42 PM
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TO ALL WOMEN: PLEASE, PLEASE REGISTER BEFORE IT'S TOO LATE. SPACES ARE LIMITED.
Women already know everything, but wait ... Training courses are now available for women to brush up the following subjects:
1. Silence, the Final Frontier: Where No Woman Has Gone Before.
2. The Undiscovered Side of Banking: Deposits.
3. Parties: Going Without New Outfits.
4. Man Management: Minor Household Chores Can Wait until fter The Football has finished.
5. Bathroom Etiquette I: Giving Men Space in the Bathroom Cabinet Too.
6. Bathroom Etiquette II: His Razor is His - that means it's not for your legs.
7. Communication Skills I: Tears - The last resort, not the first.
8. Communication Skills II: Thinking before speaking (very popular course)
9. Communication Skills III: Getting what you want without nagging (5 year course)
10. Driving a Car Safely: A skill you CAN acquire (requires aptitude test)
11. Telephone Skills: How to Hang Up.
12. Introduction to Parking.
13. Advanced Parking: Backing Into a Space.
14. Water Retention: Fact or Fat.
15. Cooking I: Bringing Back Bacon, Eggs and Butter.
16. Cooking II: Bran and Tofu are Not for Human Consumption.
17. Cooking III: How not to Inflict Your Diets on Other People.
18. Compliments: Accepting Them Gracefully.
19. PMS: Your Problem .......... Not ours.
20. Dancing: Why Men Don't Like To.
21. Classic Clothing: Wearing Outfits You Already Have.
22. Household Dust: A Harmless Natural Occurrence Only Women Notice.
23. Integrating Your Laundry: Washing It All Together.
24. Oil and Petrol: Your Car Needs Both.
25. TV Remotes: For Men Only.
26. Getting ready to go out: Start the day before.
Please register immediately as courses are in great demand!
Women already know everything, but wait ... Training courses are now available for women to brush up the following subjects:
1. Silence, the Final Frontier: Where No Woman Has Gone Before.
2. The Undiscovered Side of Banking: Deposits.
3. Parties: Going Without New Outfits.
4. Man Management: Minor Household Chores Can Wait until fter The Football has finished.
5. Bathroom Etiquette I: Giving Men Space in the Bathroom Cabinet Too.
6. Bathroom Etiquette II: His Razor is His - that means it's not for your legs.
7. Communication Skills I: Tears - The last resort, not the first.
8. Communication Skills II: Thinking before speaking (very popular course)
9. Communication Skills III: Getting what you want without nagging (5 year course)
10. Driving a Car Safely: A skill you CAN acquire (requires aptitude test)
11. Telephone Skills: How to Hang Up.
12. Introduction to Parking.
13. Advanced Parking: Backing Into a Space.
14. Water Retention: Fact or Fat.
15. Cooking I: Bringing Back Bacon, Eggs and Butter.
16. Cooking II: Bran and Tofu are Not for Human Consumption.
17. Cooking III: How not to Inflict Your Diets on Other People.
18. Compliments: Accepting Them Gracefully.
19. PMS: Your Problem .......... Not ours.
20. Dancing: Why Men Don't Like To.
21. Classic Clothing: Wearing Outfits You Already Have.
22. Household Dust: A Harmless Natural Occurrence Only Women Notice.
23. Integrating Your Laundry: Washing It All Together.
24. Oil and Petrol: Your Car Needs Both.
25. TV Remotes: For Men Only.
26. Getting ready to go out: Start the day before.
Please register immediately as courses are in great demand!
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27. Computers. How to use the close programme and not just pull the plug out.
28. Credit Cards. How not to use them all at once.
[Edited by David Lock - 8/8/2002 10:59:50 AM]
28. Credit Cards. How not to use them all at once.
[Edited by David Lock - 8/8/2002 10:59:50 AM]
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