Nimbus

A man brought a very limp dog into the
veterinary clinic.

As he lay the dog on the table, the doctor pulled out
his stethoscope, placing the receptor on the dog's
chest.

After a moment or two, the vet shook his head sadly
and said, "I'm sorry, but your dog has passed away."

"What?" screamed the man. "How can you tell? You
haven't done any testing on him or anything. I want
another opinion!"

With that, the vet turned and left the room.

In a few moments, he returned with a Labrador
Retriever. The Retriever went right to work, checking
the poor dead dog out thoroughly.

After a considerable amount of sniffing, the Retriever
sadly shook his head and said "Woof".

The veterinarian then took the Labrador out and
returned in a few moments with a cat, who also checked
out the poor dog on the table.

As had his predecessors, the cat sadly shook his head
and said, "Meow." He then jumped off the table and ran
out of the room.

The veterinarian handed the man a bill for £800. The
dog's owner went postal. "£800! Just to tell me my dog
is dead?

This is outrageous! ! ! "

The vet shook his head sadly and explained.
"If you had taken my word for it, it would have been
£50, but with the Lab work and the cat scan.....

Luke

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