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Old 24 July 2002, 09:30 AM
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1 feb 2019.

2km wide and travelling at 23km/s when it hits the Earth. The first Object to be given a positive rating on the likely hood of hitting the Earth.

Nice!

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/sci/tech/2147879.stm
Old 24 July 2002, 09:45 AM
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Better round up Bruce Willis & the boys then ....

If anyone saw the crappy TV series "The Last Train", at least we can be assured that Mercedes vans will still work after a meteor strike
Old 24 July 2002, 09:46 AM
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LOL @ Brickboy, nice

Thank god my mortgage will be paid off in 2018

[Edited by Paul Habgood - 7/24/2002 9:47:51 AM]
Old 24 July 2002, 09:59 AM
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May as well quit my job then and start the looting!
Old 24 July 2002, 10:13 AM
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Why do people loot when they're all about to be vapourised anyway?
Old 24 July 2002, 10:15 AM
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I guess it is traditional
Old 24 July 2002, 10:21 AM
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We do have 17 years to loot, so it may be worth while
Old 24 July 2002, 10:35 AM
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Get loads of Finance and buy cars!!
Old 24 July 2002, 10:40 AM
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Apparently it could destroy a small country the size of Belgium...


















Well, there's a positive side then....

Old 24 July 2002, 10:43 AM
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[geordie accent]
what continent will go? - vote now, You decide
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Perhaps we can nominate a country

France is my first choice, Belgium second.
Old 24 July 2002, 10:47 AM
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Has anyone given it an endorsement yet?

Nike? ("All the biggest hitters use Nike")
Coka Cola? ("Just for the taste of it...")
Burger King? ("Asteroid Whopper with Fries please")
Microsoft? ("Thats 2 degrees of seperation and we all live!")
Direct Line Insurance?.... maybe not

;o)
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Old 24 July 2002, 10:48 AM
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France gets my vote too. But we should "rescue" all the wine first...
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Its heading for Iraq and has the Stars and Stripes on its side!

M.
Old 24 July 2002, 11:05 AM
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It'll probably hit us then!
Old 24 July 2002, 11:35 AM
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Suface Area of Earth = 197,000,000 sq miles

Surface Area of UK = 94,500 sq miles

Probability of impact with UK = 1:1026



Anyone want to place bets???

Old 24 July 2002, 11:38 AM
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Even now you can see hoards of people rushing to the supermarket to stock up on powdered milk & tins of prunes
Old 24 July 2002, 11:43 AM
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This has been given a rating of 0.06 on the Palermo technical scale.

I lifted this straight from /. and have no clue what it means
Old 24 July 2002, 11:46 AM
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Will this object be given a "terrorrist" status by Bush? He'll probably make a wara against meteorites thus securing his place in the next general elections..
Old 24 July 2002, 12:43 PM
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<Even now you can see hoards of people rushing to the supermarket to stock up on powdered milk & tins of prunes >
Wouldnt like to share the same fallout shelter with them
On the upside though I'd have a crack at a one hour lap of the M25 if it were really bearing down on us
astraboy.
Old 24 July 2002, 01:12 PM
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ROTFLMTO

Hilarious remarks

The prunes I wouldn't top up on, but the blast around some roads sounds good

I would speed past every fecking camera trying to pull a moony and sticking my middle finger up at em
Old 24 July 2002, 01:18 PM
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"The error in our knowledge of where NT7 will be on 1
February, 2019, is large, several tens of millions of kilometres," he said.
I am an Astronomer..... This is nearly as far as the moon is away. It hitting the moon would be far more entertaining.

The Palermo scale is a scale that compares the impact probability of the predicted event to the hazard posed by the background NEO population, taking into account the estimated size of the object
and the time interval until the encounter. An object having the same or higher impact probability as that of the background population will have a Palermo Technical Scale value equal to or greater than zero. In most cases, such events will fall at a value of 1 or higher on the 0-10 point Torino Scale, a scale intended for public communication of impact hazard risks.

i.e: Not much chance...

I'm still gonna do some looting though, cause i'm in a mean mood.
Old 24 July 2002, 01:21 PM
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Re;The Prune Diet ........with that much gas they would be warm in the winter months. A new Olympic Event, 'Fart Lighting'
Old 24 July 2002, 01:30 PM
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Nimbus I have to disagree with your logic on this:

Surface area of Human body = quit large
Surface area of Human eye = quit small

so why is it a fly will always hit you in the eye?????
Old 24 July 2002, 01:36 PM
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Not only that Wurzel, but I wear glasses too..............you would think they would hit the glasses, but no!!! Just like fecking raindrops, they still manage to get in your eye [img]images/smilies/mad.gif[/img]
Old 24 July 2002, 01:37 PM
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Does this mean someone gets the chance to **** Liv Tyler?

Personally I hope it hits the Big Brother house, I'm so sick of hearing about that bloody program.
Old 24 July 2002, 02:05 PM
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Sorry mate, but if a 2km-wide bit of rock hit the BB house, you'd be vaporised in Woking (well, dead anyway). Not me though, I'll make a point of walking my dog, and the dog never dies.

[Edited by Bombjack - 7/24/2002 2:07:33 PM]
Old 24 July 2002, 02:25 PM
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Maybe so Bombjack, but at least I'd die a happy man.

Then again it would most likely split in two when it hit Jade!
Old 24 July 2002, 02:30 PM
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Wurzel,

the rest of your body is hit by thousands of flys every day...you just dont notice it!


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