Nimbus

It's that time of year again when fields of cereal crops are destroyed by

a) extra-terrestrials with nothing better to do

b) Invisible fields of "Earth Energy"

c) Freak weather

d) Clever hoaxers in the middle of the night


Personally my choice is D. When it was just a circle then you could (almost) believe it was some freaky weather. But the latest ones are just too complex.

Someone is having a good laugh about this...





Thing is, I've no idea why no one has been caught making these. Or is it that they have but it just has not made the news? Is it a case of "Crop circle = good telly. Some geek getting caught flattening crops = boring telly"?

Opinions???

carl

Why don't we see really wobbly ones where 'newbies' have been practising?

MarkO

They're probably there, but why would anyone photograph them or show them on TV?

King RA

I don't know about you but I could barely DRAW some of those crop circles, nevermind bloody construct them in a field at night.

SWRTWannabe

I think it's particularly cunning field mice

mattstant

didnt Nostradamus predict this with a bad case of flatulence from his Absinthe infested bowels during a long soak in the bath.

tthhhhpffffh crop circles bbrpppaaaph summer 2002 qwuack brrrrpthhhbubbblebubble doom will ensue brrrrpfssssssssplop.

Stoodents on the **** with stakes and ropes on the ground



[Edited by mattstant - 7/16/2002 4:12:21 PM]

Gordo

Is it horses?

Jolly Green Monster 2

I reckon it is the crop...

It is swaying in the wind laughing at us...

we although they were mindless and just there to give us wheat or barely etc... but really they are intelligent and this is there humours attempt at showing off...

JGM

NotoriousREV

yeah, but we get the last laugh come combine harvester time

Jolly Green Monster 2

You would think so wouldn't you!

but then you eat it!!! who knows what it does to your insides..

Okay I am signing off as this is getting silly...

You were going to come back with something about us then flushing it and so on..



JGM