Would go the extra turd.

https://www.google.co.uk/amp/www.bbc...roid-orange-gb

 

 

You've got to help a mate out when he gets in the s**t!

 

Why post a Google (indirect) link rather than one directly to the BBC?

Jiust wondering ('cos it seems to be a bit of trend for links these days)!

Cheers,

mb

 

You've really got to wonder what kind of incriminating photos this 'friend' had on that phone, for his mate to voluntarily dive into a cess-pool to retrieve it

 

Good point. Didn't think of that at first instance.

I've heard of people going to this length for retrieving swollowed illegal drugs, so perhaps the phone contained some equally serious material for him and his mate, who knows.

One thing is there that these extra-scrawny people are quite handy. Once when I got locked out of my own house, a neighbour's super scrawny relative went in through a very slim gap of our top window, and unlocked the house from inside. Very kind act but only possible if you're thin as a wafer.

 

Great scene in the film Headhunters has something similar

 

He might have been trying to copy the trainspotting scene

 

That's right. Train spotting came to my mind first, and then Roxy from Eastenders a couple of months back. I think Billy and/or Jay were the friends who fished for her passed out drugs inside the toilet. The programme didn't show fishing in action, but the mention of it was bad enough.

 

I don't watch soaps. only hollyoaks over the top of my laptop while the wife has it on

 

I don't blame you. They're tragic.