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Old 04 August 2016, 11:25 AM
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Olympics again. I assumed life in the Village was a reasonably quiet affair where athletes could do some light training, eat well and with a fair degree of social intercourse with athletes from other nations.


It seems that there is a lot more than just social intercourse though


http://www.usatoday.com/story/sports...lage/88039680/


42 per athlete Surprised they have any energy left


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Originally Posted by David Lock
Olympics again. I assumed life in the Village was a reasonably quiet affair where athletes could do some light training, eat well and with a fair degree of social intercourse with athletes from other nations.


It seems that there is a lot more than just social intercourse though


http://www.usatoday.com/story/sports...lage/88039680/


42 per athlete Surprised they have any energy left


David

These are duty of care items, issued for those unwise enough to sample the local ladies or men. The Olympic village itself is difficult to get into, requiring many levels of accreditation before reaching the competitor areas. Each country has its own compound & dormitories within the village that no officials or competitors from other countries have access to. So if you are going to spread it around a bit it's difficult other than with your compatriots!
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Love the line in the commentary 'It's a pity they don't have Olympic rings on them'

I wouldn't mind betting there will be more than a few 'rings' on some of those rubbers!
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This has to be an intro script for the making of a Olympic **** movie
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Originally Posted by David Lock
Olympics again. I assumed life in the Village was a reasonably quiet affair where athletes could do some light training, eat well and with a fair degree of social intercourse with athletes from other nations.


It seems that there is a lot more than just social intercourse though


http://www.usatoday.com/story/sports...lage/88039680/


42 per athlete Surprised they have any energy left


David

the British Olympic committee should do the old Churchill trick, We should bring our own packets of Condoms - label the large sizes as Extra Small, then leave the packets lying around the village
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This has to be an intro script for the making of a Olympic **** movie

Olymporn with special Olympiccies


Re Hodgers comment - I once send a million condoms out to Gambia as part of a UK aid package. And guess what? I had sent standard UK sizes but they were too small. Much sniggering in office


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