Cpt Jack Sparrow

iTrader: (14)

Just received this email

Urgent:

Hello hope all is well? My name is Dr john Bill a white spell doctor in
australia am contacting you in respect of a spell casting job that was
given to me by a co-worker of yours( which name i cant disclose for some
personal reasons).
The said co-worker contacted me on the 22nd of this month and asked
me to cast a spell on you that will make you lose your job and your child
which i did( dont know why, but the reason is best known to your co-
worker), am sorry i was only doing my job and which i did and concluded 3
days ago but we started having issues when the balance for my work has
not been paid which the co-worker promised to immediately i finish the
last part of the spell hence my reason for contacting you.
Am very sorry about this like i said i was only doing my job, the said
spell ll take effect in about 9 days from now that is why am contacting
you so you can get a solution fast before you go jobless and childless(
dont underestimate the power of voodoo cos it ll be).
I dont have the ability to reverse the spell once i cast it but am
going to drop an e-mail for you to contact for urgent help, you ll get
help from him..please again do not ask me who the said co-worker cos i
wont tell, if the co-worker had paid me in full you wouldnt have known
about this.contact the e-mail (greatidungaspelltemple@gmail.com)

Note: The spell will take effect 9 days from now.

Do not contact me seeking for any further information i have done my best
and part

Regards

Dr.John Bill

bigredrob

I have just had an email telling me I must claim my "tax refund from HMRC" by 4 April,.. they just want my "bank account details"......LOL

dpb

My 86 y/o mother in law in zim had funny letter the other week ,not much point doing email cos not that many have it , the usual guff re unreleased funds can you help me out yadyyada , 10 dollars will secure a big payout for us both etc etc

jus how *******g desperate would you have to be to target a Zimbabwean

Turbohot

LOL superstitious random emails are getting stronger with their contents, by the look of it. Remember, we used to get those chain emails and texts when you were expected to send it to further ten people or so; in order to receive happiness and prosperity etc. And if you didn't, you'd get shafted one way or other, they sometimes additionally stated. Such random nonsense seems to be the product of some seriously bored minds with the access to the internet. I mean, who on earth would take time to make up this utter shyte, eh?

I must say that I've been furthered such chain texts (and chain emails) with the advice of furthering to other ten or so by some well functioning adult friends. I question their state of mind when they actually did follow the command of the one who sent it to them, and acted upon.

PaulC72

Gosh these funny emails must be doing the rounds again, I had one from Sky promising me a full package for only £90 per month....I couldn't believe it was so cheap.....

jayallen

iTrader: (31)

I've had an email through Gumtree tonight in relation to a bike I am selling...The guy wants to buy it for his grandson who has just graduated from college. He can't collect it in person because he has lost his hearing and is in a wheelchair so wants to send his courier..

Paben

iTrader: (5)

A decent spell caster would have turned you immediately into a goat or something worse, then you would have believed the email and paid up. He missed a trick there

Milneragain

Send him an e-mail saying you have cast a spell on him, & he will die within the next 9 days unless he tells you who the (non-existent) co-worker who contacted him was lol.

neil-h

Nah, the real fun is in convincing people that you've put them into a magical trance/sleep/coma and everything they believe is real is just a dream. If you're going to screw with people then do it properly

PaulC72

dpb

Think Screamin jay Hawkins rendition is far superior !