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Old 17 April 2015, 01:24 AM
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Default Blimey,Seagal's a bit porky!!

I love a bit of martial arts stuff.Seagal can be a bit embarrassing,but some good stuff too

But blooming heck! Looks like the late 70's Elvis now!!
Old 17 April 2015, 09:30 AM
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Always has, really. And his bitch slapping style drives me insane.
Old 17 April 2015, 10:01 AM
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His early films awesome I love them but since 2000 they are terrible
Old 17 April 2015, 10:24 AM
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He's best mates with putin as well
Old 17 April 2015, 11:21 AM
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Not into Seagal's sort of films, but I've caught them here n' there. Nothing memorable imo.

His lovechild lookalike embarrassing Channing Tattum is another one, who should stick to modelling but give up acting.
Old 17 April 2015, 02:15 PM
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Seems strange seeing Sly Stallone driving a bread van around my town.
Old 17 April 2015, 02:56 PM
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Seagull's best film, by a long way was Under Siege, and he was out acted in that by a 50 year old battleship.

I've often wondered how many of his later films managed to get funding
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Hard to kill , Nico and out for justice are the ones
Old 17 April 2015, 03:51 PM
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He is 63 years old, he isn't going to look like what he was when he was younger.
Old 17 April 2015, 04:16 PM
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Marked for death was another good one.
Old 17 April 2015, 05:57 PM
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Originally Posted by silver-sub
Marked for death was another good one.
Yep it is "scareface" soundtrack to that film is awesome
Old 17 April 2015, 06:49 PM
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Originally Posted by stevebt
He is 63 years old, he isn't going to look like what he was when he was younger.
Nothing to do with his age and looks, is it? If that was the case, 77 YO Anthony Hopkins should have quit acting ages ago, and would be sitting on a rocking chair, knitting jumpers for Oxfam, one after other, not stop!

It's about his films and how impressive he is in them, as an actor/entertainer; regardless of his age.

As it has been said, his later movies sound cwap. Earlier would have suited some people's taste, which is cool.
Old 17 April 2015, 07:05 PM
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Turbohot, the title of the thread is he is a bit porky, how many people do you know that are 63 look like they are say 35 body shape. Yes some people do maintain good shape but most people add weight as its just part of getting old.

I'm still pretty trim and turning 50 this year although my waist size is 2" bigger than when I was 21 its still not not bad but most people do put weight on
Old 17 April 2015, 07:12 PM
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Originally Posted by silver-sub
Marked for death was another good one.
Top film....you want some blow?yeah I want some blow, I'm gonna blow your god damn head off .....class ..
Old 17 April 2015, 07:23 PM
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Originally Posted by stevebt
Turbohot, the title of the thread is he is a bit porky, how many people do you know that are 63 look like they are say 35 body shape. Yes some people do maintain good shape but most people add weight as its just part of getting old.

I'm still pretty trim and turning 50 this year although my waist size is 2" bigger than when I was 21 its still not not bad but most people do put weight on
I totally agree with you on that stevebt. Sorry I quoted you, but that was a good opportunity to comment on the 'porky' bit.

No one at 63 would look like 35, you're right. None of us look like what we looked like at our youth.

Shame that Seagal's limited talent doesn't help people to overlook his physical deterioration, and that's what I was saying.
Old 17 April 2015, 07:46 PM
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Originally Posted by RS_Matt
Seems strange seeing Sly Stallone driving a bread van around my town.
Best advert I've seen in ages.
Old 17 April 2015, 08:08 PM
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Was just thinking, he's a Martial Arts expert and surely that must involve an awful lot of fitness??! Just really surprised me in the film I watched the other night!
Old 17 April 2015, 08:12 PM
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Originally Posted by lozgti1
Was just thinking, he's a Martial Arts expert and surely that must involve an awful lot of fitness??! Just really surprised me in the film I watched the other night!
Sure. Old or young, one does have to be fit as a Martial Artist, I think. Well, unless your sport is Sumo fighting. Then you don't ever have be fit 'fit'.

Look at that Coor's advert chap. He's still fit as a fiddle, although he visibly looks much older, which he is.
Old 17 April 2015, 08:18 PM
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Why not call Arnie as he used to be Mr Universe with a 27" waist and a 56" chest but he is a normal old man now as that's what happens to people when they age
Old 17 April 2015, 08:27 PM
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Van Damme!

Think you can age around the face but keep yourself in trim. Says he....lol
Old 17 April 2015, 08:31 PM
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Originally Posted by stilover
Best advert I've seen in ages.
advert?
Old 17 April 2015, 08:35 PM
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Originally Posted by lozgti1
Van Damme!

Think you can age around the face but keep yourself in trim. Says he....lol
To be fair, you will age all over, but you still can be physically fit with your health and stamina.

Look at Iggy Pop. He was doing LV advert or something, remember? He looks ancient all over now, but he's still capable to hug himself repeatedly with bending his body repeatedly at the same time.

About Arnie, I bet Arnie can break any of us into several pieces just with his fitness even now, when he's no more into body building; provided he's keeping up with his fitness regime. Body building and physical fitness are two different things.

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Jacki chan never looked his age and obviously super fit
Old 17 April 2015, 08:57 PM
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Yul Brynner, 50 when he was born 50 when he died.
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Originally Posted by Turbohot

Look at Iggy Pop.

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Iggy pop looks fecking dreadfull definitely aged with drugs, yeah he is in good shape for an old man but whats that gonna do for you? I think I would prefer to look a normal aged man than look like iggy
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Seagal will be doing Coor's adverts soon.
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Eddie Murphys not aged either
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Originally Posted by silver-sub
Eddie Murphys not aged either

The black don't crack.
Old 17 April 2015, 10:19 PM
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Yep, Larenz Tate looking fine at forty.
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Originally Posted by RS_Matt
advert?
Apparently in an advertising coup - some norther monkey bread makers have signed him up to do adverts



Class

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