No idea how it all works.Was with the same girl for 25 years till we started the divorce stuff

Tinder,Match,plenty of fish? dont want a silly girl,a genuine one....

 

******* layby?

 

Darn it,wrong section! can it be moved?!

 

Lol

 

POF.....way cheaper than the ***** house

 

Friend of my wife's recently become single , been on tinder and pof **** their are some weird ones on there

 

My mate's brother goes on Tinder and reckons it's full of hookers. He says he got a Chinese hooker, for £5, who punched him after sex.

I'm not sure if he means he paid £5 to be punched as part of it, or of that was the total spend and he was just crap.

 

I've never been online dating, but from what I gather, it's generally full of ********* and a handful of people looking for love.

I would say as a general observation, I know a couple of people who use free dating websites who have been quite badly let down by the quality of potential suitors, but know two people who have married via match.com.

 

Posted in other Marques, lol

 

Oh and get a dog

 

PMSL

 

He's trading up for a newer model.

 

Tidy.....


Did he get her phone number

 

Just have a ****.........cheaper

 

Chill out about it and don't actively look for a woman or you'll have desperado written all over your face.

Go about your daily life and maybe join some clubs or take up some new activities, once you chill and find peace with yourself love will find you.

 

lol.How they heck I put it in new Marques,no idea

Mind you,Ferrari suit me fine.I'll cook my own tea.lol

 

Try your best mates missus, then go from there

 

They used to say quite a few relationships started in launderettes,

Something about sitting there watching your smalls endlessly revolving - seemed to put women in a semi catatonic state, and susceptible to suggestion

That or chloroform

 

Iceland?

 

I thought that the posting a "looking for love" thread in the Other Marques section

Was quite a sweet way of "coming out"

Maybe I read too much into it!!!

 

POF; bloody hell, that's an experience LOL.


I think the problem with it for older people (i.e thirties onwards), is if they are single, there is a large number who have issues (me included btw LOL ). Seems to be alot of "teachers" on there; Yeah right..."part time zumba instructor" maybe more appropriate

This is going to sound really bad/snobbish, but a search filter that ruled out people with multiple kids who didn't have a full time job (or worked less than x hours a week ) and didn't have their own home or car a would help (although there is a kids filter). Also the size/appearace should be based on BMI LOL

Tinder - bit stalky. Also rather awkward when it pings up the neighbour's daughter LOL

 

again.

Hodgy's on a roll.

 

Back in the 90s (or a early 00s?), didn't Tesco or Sainsbury introduce the concept of 'singles night' for one night a week (Friday ?), at a certain time bracket? (The perfect opportunity to get some fishy fingers in. )

Whatever happened to that...?

 

How about Facebook, Loz?

Once you've found a woman of your dreams again, you can put up a smiley picture of yourself with her; just to wind the ex up; like everybody else does- on there. I mean, who says revenge ain't sweet, eh?

Edited to add, in order to find a non-silly female, you also need to be non-silly yourself. Carol Vorderman mindset with Keith Lemon mindset may clash, even before dating, you know. Just a thought.

 

And no revenge ****

 

Officially illegal now, innit?

 

I don't know about things like that.

I know of the fact that the exes with chavvy mindset absolutely milk Facebook to wind their exes up, though. Super chavs may also go as far as revenge ****, whatever it is.

 

adultwork.com

 

try actually talking to women in public, bus stops train platforms etc, start off with something funny and non creepy. Women liked to be seduced

 

You can't beat the tried and trusted places like the pub