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Old 12 November 2014, 08:04 AM
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Anyone on here had it done? I had it done on Friday, seemed all ok, but since Monday night getting a lot of pain in my right ********(B*llock for the thicko's) Is this normal, will the pain ease?
Old 12 November 2014, 08:11 AM
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I was considering getting it done and the only person I knew had it done is my father in law. So, I asked him what it was like. He said his ***** were badly swollen and very sore for about a week. Probably worth going to the doctor anyway mate.
Old 12 November 2014, 08:12 AM
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Originally Posted by The Dogs B******s
Anyone on here had it done? I had it done on Friday, seemed all ok, but since Monday night getting a lot of pain in my right ********(B*llock for the thicko's) Is this normal, will the pain ease?
Yes it will ease, just take it easy for a couple of days, painkillers if needed Worst case is an infection so check to make sure your crown jewellery doesn't become red hot and inflamed. Well more than usual
Old 12 November 2014, 08:29 AM
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i was off work for 6 to 8 weeks ..

they tell you theres 1 in every 100 or so that have problems i was that 1..

wish i never had it done
Old 12 November 2014, 08:32 AM
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Originally Posted by thunder8
i was off work for 6 to 8 weeks ..

they tell you theres 1 in every 100 or so that have problems i was that 1..

wish i never had it done
Knowing my luck, I'll be that 1 in 100 too.
Old 12 November 2014, 09:16 AM
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Bollax to that, just do her in the wrong un.
Old 12 November 2014, 09:21 AM
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Originally Posted by ditchmyster
Bollax to that, just do her in the wrong un.
Old 12 November 2014, 09:28 AM
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Originally Posted by ditchmyster
Bollax to that, just do her in the wrong un.
lol
Old 12 November 2014, 10:27 AM
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Got it done in 1990. Swollen and painful for a week....but that could have been due to WALKING home from hospital.......

Been OK since.
Old 12 November 2014, 10:46 AM
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Originally Posted by ditchmyster
Bollax to that, just do her in the wrong un.

+1 Bring the sub on!



Seriously though I had it done a few years ago my tackle went blue then black then back to normal within 5 days
Old 12 November 2014, 10:59 AM
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I assume you'll be changing your user name to The Disconnected B******s?
Old 12 November 2014, 11:40 AM
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Originally Posted by Fat Boy
I assume you'll be changing your user name to The Disconnected B******s?
They're still dangling, all I've done is closed to door
Old 12 November 2014, 12:28 PM
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My right ******** is still a bit tender about a month after but getting better everyday. There is a small hematoma near that ball which is shrinking so once it's gone should be all good.
Old 12 November 2014, 12:38 PM
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All sounds a bit too painful for my liking, and then there's the rapid ageing associated with it, as well as my mates dad who was surgeon and advised his son against it.

I prefer my suggestion above, mind you I suppose it gives you all a reason to stroke ya *****, and of course brownie points with the Mrs.
Old 12 November 2014, 12:42 PM
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Originally Posted by specialx
+1 Bring the sub on!



Seriously though I had it done a few years ago my tackle went blue then black then back to normal within 5 days
Sounds cruel dude, being a black man for 5 days and then going back to a shrivelled anemic worm.
Old 12 November 2014, 01:37 PM
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You're mad doing this, a significant amount of men end up with chronic pain after.
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Originally Posted by tony de wonderful
You're mad doing this, a significant amount of men end up with chronic pain after.
To late now.
Old 12 November 2014, 01:45 PM
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Old 12 November 2014, 01:47 PM
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Originally Posted by tony de wonderful
You're mad doing this, a significant amount of men end up with chronic pain after.
I thought I would keep that bit quiet, but it was featured on Radio 4 a while back and lets just say your not wrong, and a lot of them can't have sex too.
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Originally Posted by ditchmyster
Sounds cruel dude, being a black man for 5 days and then going back to a shrivelled anemic worm.



More like a Mattesons sausage I'll have you know!
Old 12 November 2014, 02:39 PM
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why would you bother,I struggle to believe anyone on here has ever had sex!!
Old 12 November 2014, 03:07 PM
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Originally Posted by The Dogs B******s
Anyone on here had it done? I had it done on Friday, seemed all ok, but since Monday night getting a lot of pain in my right ********(B*llock for the thicko's) Is this normal, will the pain ease?
In all the excitement I never answered you question sounds like it's infected, probably need to operate again and whip it out, take a jar of vinegar with you then you can pickle it and keep it on the mantle piece.

P.s you'll need to drop the 'S' off the end of your user name.
Old 12 November 2014, 03:10 PM
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Originally Posted by fat-thomas
why would you bother,I struggle to believe anyone on here has ever had sex!!
I struggle to believe there is anyone on this site who's never had sex with your Mrs.
Old 12 November 2014, 03:36 PM
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Originally Posted by ditchmyster
I thought I would keep that bit quiet, but it was featured on Radio 4 a while back and lets just say your not wrong, and a lot of them can't have sex too.
Need it done myself, just too lazy rather than scared.

A mate who's had it done now reckons his orgasms are better beit with the missus or going solo I hope he's right

That said I also worked with abloke who's sack swelled up to the size of a grapefruit and he was squeezing congealed blood out of it on a daily basis !!

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Thanks for that.
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Rapid ageing, ditch?

Ask anyone who knows me if I look me age. Still got 99% of my hair, still mostly dark, no obvious ageing problems.
Old 12 November 2014, 04:22 PM
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Originally Posted by alcazar
Rapid ageing, ditch?

no obvious ageing problems.
Apart from the multitude of ailments you've had and spalshed over NSR in recent years





Jealous about the hair
Old 12 November 2014, 04:29 PM
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Originally Posted by Funkii Munkii
Need it done myself, just too lazy rather than scared.

A mate who's had it done now reckons his orgasms are better beit with the missus or going solo I hope he's right

That said I also worked with abloke who's sack swelled up to the size of a grapefruit and he was squeezing congealed blood out of it on a daily basis !!



**** that.....I'll keep paying the csa
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Did they tell you that 1 in every 1,000 has their *** fall off - just thought I should mention that little known fact
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I had this done about 4 years ago. All went well and no pain after the incident Until that evening and the pain was a nightmare Only lasted a few days but were sore to the touch for a while longer. Yepp bruised, swollen and looked awful. I had a lump in my right ******** for about 2 years after and thought it was where the tube had been turned over at the end. I had an infection in my back and took antibiotics, to which also cleared the lump in by cobbler. So keep an eye on them
But the good thing is I don't have to clean up any more

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