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Old Nov 12, 2014 | 08:04 AM
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Anyone on here had it done? I had it done on Friday, seemed all ok, but since Monday night getting a lot of pain in my right ********(B*llock for the thicko's) Is this normal, will the pain ease?
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Old Nov 12, 2014 | 08:11 AM
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I was considering getting it done and the only person I knew had it done is my father in law. So, I asked him what it was like. He said his ***** were badly swollen and very sore for about a week. Probably worth going to the doctor anyway mate.
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Old Nov 12, 2014 | 08:12 AM
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Originally Posted by The Dogs B******s
Anyone on here had it done? I had it done on Friday, seemed all ok, but since Monday night getting a lot of pain in my right ********(B*llock for the thicko's) Is this normal, will the pain ease?
Yes it will ease, just take it easy for a couple of days, painkillers if needed Worst case is an infection so check to make sure your crown jewellery doesn't become red hot and inflamed. Well more than usual
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Old Nov 12, 2014 | 08:29 AM
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i was off work for 6 to 8 weeks ..

they tell you theres 1 in every 100 or so that have problems i was that 1..

wish i never had it done
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Old Nov 12, 2014 | 08:32 AM
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Originally Posted by thunder8
i was off work for 6 to 8 weeks ..

they tell you theres 1 in every 100 or so that have problems i was that 1..

wish i never had it done
Knowing my luck, I'll be that 1 in 100 too.
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Old Nov 12, 2014 | 09:16 AM
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Bollax to that, just do her in the wrong un.
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Old Nov 12, 2014 | 09:21 AM
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Bollax to that, just do her in the wrong un.
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Old Nov 12, 2014 | 09:28 AM
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Bollax to that, just do her in the wrong un.
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Old Nov 12, 2014 | 10:27 AM
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Got it done in 1990. Swollen and painful for a week....but that could have been due to WALKING home from hospital.......

Been OK since.
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Old Nov 12, 2014 | 10:46 AM
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Originally Posted by ditchmyster
Bollax to that, just do her in the wrong un.

+1 Bring the sub on!



Seriously though I had it done a few years ago my tackle went blue then black then back to normal within 5 days
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Old Nov 12, 2014 | 10:59 AM
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I assume you'll be changing your user name to The Disconnected B******s?
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Old Nov 12, 2014 | 11:40 AM
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I assume you'll be changing your user name to The Disconnected B******s?
They're still dangling, all I've done is closed to door
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Old Nov 12, 2014 | 12:28 PM
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My right ******** is still a bit tender about a month after but getting better everyday. There is a small hematoma near that ball which is shrinking so once it's gone should be all good.
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All sounds a bit too painful for my liking, and then there's the rapid ageing associated with it, as well as my mates dad who was surgeon and advised his son against it.

I prefer my suggestion above, mind you I suppose it gives you all a reason to stroke ya *****, and of course brownie points with the Mrs.
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Old Nov 12, 2014 | 12:42 PM
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Originally Posted by specialx
+1 Bring the sub on!



Seriously though I had it done a few years ago my tackle went blue then black then back to normal within 5 days
Sounds cruel dude, being a black man for 5 days and then going back to a shrivelled anemic worm.
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You're mad doing this, a significant amount of men end up with chronic pain after.
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Originally Posted by tony de wonderful
You're mad doing this, a significant amount of men end up with chronic pain after.
To late now.
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Originally Posted by tony de wonderful
You're mad doing this, a significant amount of men end up with chronic pain after.
I thought I would keep that bit quiet, but it was featured on Radio 4 a while back and lets just say your not wrong, and a lot of them can't have sex too.
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Old Nov 12, 2014 | 02:02 PM
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Originally Posted by ditchmyster
Sounds cruel dude, being a black man for 5 days and then going back to a shrivelled anemic worm.



More like a Mattesons sausage I'll have you know!
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Old Nov 12, 2014 | 02:39 PM
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why would you bother,I struggle to believe anyone on here has ever had sex!!
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Old Nov 12, 2014 | 03:07 PM
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Originally Posted by The Dogs B******s
Anyone on here had it done? I had it done on Friday, seemed all ok, but since Monday night getting a lot of pain in my right ********(B*llock for the thicko's) Is this normal, will the pain ease?
In all the excitement I never answered you question sounds like it's infected, probably need to operate again and whip it out, take a jar of vinegar with you then you can pickle it and keep it on the mantle piece.

P.s you'll need to drop the 'S' off the end of your user name.
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Old Nov 12, 2014 | 03:10 PM
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why would you bother,I struggle to believe anyone on here has ever had sex!!
I struggle to believe there is anyone on this site who's never had sex with your Mrs.
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Originally Posted by ditchmyster
I thought I would keep that bit quiet, but it was featured on Radio 4 a while back and lets just say your not wrong, and a lot of them can't have sex too.
Need it done myself, just too lazy rather than scared.

A mate who's had it done now reckons his orgasms are better beit with the missus or going solo I hope he's right

That said I also worked with abloke who's sack swelled up to the size of a grapefruit and he was squeezing congealed blood out of it on a daily basis !!

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Thanks for that.
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Rapid ageing, ditch?

Ask anyone who knows me if I look me age. Still got 99% of my hair, still mostly dark, no obvious ageing problems.
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Old Nov 12, 2014 | 04:22 PM
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Rapid ageing, ditch?

no obvious ageing problems.
Apart from the multitude of ailments you've had and spalshed over NSR in recent years





Jealous about the hair
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Originally Posted by Funkii Munkii
Need it done myself, just too lazy rather than scared.

A mate who's had it done now reckons his orgasms are better beit with the missus or going solo I hope he's right

That said I also worked with abloke who's sack swelled up to the size of a grapefruit and he was squeezing congealed blood out of it on a daily basis !!



**** that.....I'll keep paying the csa
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Did they tell you that 1 in every 1,000 has their *** fall off - just thought I should mention that little known fact
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I had this done about 4 years ago. All went well and no pain after the incident Until that evening and the pain was a nightmare Only lasted a few days but were sore to the touch for a while longer. Yepp bruised, swollen and looked awful. I had a lump in my right ******** for about 2 years after and thought it was where the tube had been turned over at the end. I had an infection in my back and took antibiotics, to which also cleared the lump in by cobbler. So keep an eye on them
But the good thing is I don't have to clean up any more
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