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Old Nov 12, 2014 | 05:36 PM
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I had this done about 4 years ago. All went well and no pain after the incident Until that evening and the pain was a nightmare Only lasted a few days but were sore to the touch for a while longer. Yepp bruised, swollen and looked awful. I had a lump in my right ******** for about 2 years after and thought it was where the tube had been turned over at the end. I had an infection in my back and took antibiotics, to which also cleared the lump in by cobbler. So keep an eye on them
But the good thing is I don't have to clean up any more
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Old Nov 12, 2014 | 05:49 PM
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Rapid ageing, ditch?

Ask anyone who knows me if I look me age. Still got 99% of my hair, still mostly dark, no obvious ageing problems.
Hair loss / greying is genetic and for men comes from their mothers genes, so what ever happens to the hair of the men on your mothers side will happen to yours.

As for the rest see Funki's post.

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Old Nov 12, 2014 | 06:58 PM
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Well, I had mine done a few years ago. WifeyDoo555 even helped with the procedure - turns out the surgeon and her are work-colleagues (she's a nurse). so while I'm lying there, looking like a grisly marionette, they're talking about feckin work.

Hurt for a while (my feelings!), but aside from the initial injections (that resulted in me breaking the table), all was fine.

All that was left was a petri dish with 2 bits of vas, along with my dignity
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Old Nov 12, 2014 | 07:29 PM
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Old Nov 12, 2014 | 07:33 PM
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lol jaffa
I knew you'd reply
And for the final time, no I will not send you pictures of my *****.
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Old Nov 12, 2014 | 07:33 PM
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Originally Posted by ScoobyDoo555
Well, I had mine done a few years ago. WifeyDoo555 even helped with the procedure - turns out the surgeon and her are work-colleagues (she's a nurse). so while I'm lying there, looking like a grisly marionette, they're talking about feckin work.

Hurt for a while (my feelings!), but aside from the initial injections (that resulted in me breaking the table), all was fine.

All that was left was a petri dish with 2 bits of vas, along with my dignity
and all your mrs workmates know if your packing or not.
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Old Nov 12, 2014 | 07:57 PM
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Originally Posted by The Dogs B******s
I knew you'd reply
And for the final time, no I will not send you pictures of my *****.


Not interested now as they'll be all shriveled up

Anyway don't you need to change your nickname to "No Bollocks"?
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Old Nov 12, 2014 | 08:19 PM
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The worst bit is the cloud of smoke and the smell of burnt meat
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Old Nov 12, 2014 | 08:26 PM
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The worst bit is the cloud of smoke and the smell of burnt meat
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Old Nov 12, 2014 | 08:42 PM
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Originally Posted by ditchmyster
and all your mrs workmates know if your packing or not.
lol!!
At least they now know why I'm a grumpy ******
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Old Nov 12, 2014 | 09:19 PM
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Originally Posted by EOEUMC
I had this done about 4 years ago. All went well and no pain after the incident Until that evening and the pain was a nightmare Only lasted a few days but were sore to the touch for a while longer. Yepp bruised, swollen and looked awful. I had a lump in my right ******** for about 2 years after and thought it was where the tube had been turned over at the end. I had an infection in my back and took antibiotics, to which also cleared the lump in by cobbler. So keep an eye on them
But the good thing is I don't have to clean up any more
i had it done about a year ago and i have this same lump by my right bollock which like you i assumed was the pipes being tied at the end, i have noticed recently too a lot of lower back pain, is this what you was experiencing as if so i think a visit to the quack is in order?

to the op, it mainly hurts for the first few days after that it starts to die down, but a year later and its still sore sometimes, i spoke to my old man who had it done bout 20 years ago and he said it will always be more tender as his is still the same now.
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Old Nov 12, 2014 | 09:48 PM
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i had it done about a year ago and i have this same lump by my right bollock which like you i assumed was the pipes being tied at the end, i have noticed recently too a lot of lower back pain, is this what you was experiencing as if so i think a visit to the quack is in order?

to the op, it mainly hurts for the first few days after that it starts to die down, but a year later and its still sore sometimes, i spoke to my old man who had it done bout 20 years ago and he said it will always be more tender as his is still the same now.
I've spoken to atleast six blokes I know that have had it done, not one complained about the op and they're all ok now. Only found out on Friday that my old man has had it done too, no problems for him either.

I spoke to the Dr that did the op earlier, he said to up my pain killers for the next three days, if I'm still in pain after that, I've got to go and see him. He thinks it'll be all fine, so fingers crossed.
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Old Nov 12, 2014 | 09:57 PM
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I had it done about 5 years ago. it wasn't too bad, only ached a bit for 3-4 days, I had booked 2 weeks off work, so told the wifey it was painful and they were hurting, and made the most of her pampering me

they don't feel any different now than they did before and the wife says it tastes the same too
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Old Nov 13, 2014 | 10:23 AM
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Had mine done under general, no way was I having somebody stick needles in my happy sack whilst conscious.

Pitched up at hospital in the morning pre-shaved, the nurse asked to take a look, said it wasn't good enough and proceeded to have another go herself whilst holding my tackle. That is the only time I've had a woman hold my bits and not find it in any way a sexual experience. Bloody frightening if I'm honest.

Hurt a bit afterwards, but nothing major. Can now pump the Mrs for Britain and not worry about her getting up the duff, well not by me anyway. No taste difference either so she says
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Old Nov 13, 2014 | 10:35 AM
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Originally Posted by gazzawrx
i had it done about a year ago and i have this same lump by my right bollock which like you i assumed was the pipes being tied at the end, i have noticed recently too a lot of lower back pain, is this what you was experiencing as if so i think a visit to the quack is in order?
I have suffered with lower back pain for many years, since I was 18 and I will be 44 next month. So if it has anything to do with it, I wouldn't of noticed I did notice that the smell of my wee is strong though
As for the lump, maybe pop in too see the Dr and explain
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Old Nov 13, 2014 | 10:48 AM
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wish i never had it done
Is that because now you're only half a man
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Old Nov 14, 2014 | 06:59 PM
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Had mine done about 10 years ago,

Bit of discoloration and soreness but not much else.

It depends how they do the op,

i had a general with the x method

many have the /| method with loads of stiches and numb *********

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Old Nov 14, 2014 | 07:08 PM
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I had it done 35 years ago, op was fine, had worse having teeth pulled, only issue was an infection in the right ********, which flared up 6 months later, never had pain like it, thought it was going to burst, it got that swollen, it still is 3 times bigger than the left, so I would say get it checked if its swollen, better safe than sorry.
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Old Nov 14, 2014 | 07:10 PM
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Originally Posted by ditchmyster
Hair loss / greying is genetic and for men comes from their mothers genes, so what ever happens to the hair of the men on your mothers side will happen to yours.

As for the rest see Funki's post.
I,ve lost some of my hair, 59 years old. Both my Mums brothers had very very thick hair. I had the snip more than 20 years ago. The worse thing I remember is the embarassment of the nurses staring at my privates, and some swelling that lasted for a few weeks which was quite painful. Steve.
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...But the good thing is I don't have to clean up any more
Are 'dry' orgasms any less intense?

Is it weird, not coming out blaaasting all over the place lol?

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[QUOTE=joz8968;11560636]Are 'dry' orgasms any less intense?

I still have to clean up. Steve.
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Are 'dry' orgasms any less intense?

Is it weird, not coming out blaaasting all over the place lol?


it still squirts out the same

the seminal fluid is still the same, it just doesn't have the sperm added on it's way out. the sperm just goes into the ball sack.
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did you know orgasms and ejaculation are different/separate thing's. you can control yourself with practice to have an orgasm and not ejaculate, thus, be able to have multiple orgasms in the same session
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it still squirts out the same

the seminal fluid is still the same, it just doesn't have the sperm added on it's way out. the sperm just goes into the ball sack.
Apologies for my naivety. I assumed it was cut and tied after the seminal vesicle AND prostate.

I hadn't thought it through lol.


So it's both vas deferens that are snipped/tied, thus preventing the rampant little buggers lol from ever leaving the two epididymis. But the nourishing fluid from the seminal vesicle, and the watery fluid from the prostate, are still free to flow and ejaculate. Interesting.

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Originally Posted by joz8968
Are 'dry' orgasms any less intense?

Is it weird, not coming out blaaasting all over the place lol?
Not dry orgasms in this house. I grease her up plenty before I slip it in

Not at all weird, its a lovely feeling lol
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Originally Posted by BoozyDave
did you know orgasms and ejaculation are different/separate thing's. you can control yourself with practice to have an orgasm and not ejaculate, thus, be able to have multiple orgasms in the same session
Yes, was aware of this. Can't be arsed to learn the skill though lol
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I'm not Sting/Trudie Styler FFS lol.
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How's the spuds now? All settled?
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One of the most entertaining threads on here, my thanks go to all the witty respondents who made me laugh out loud

I hope the OP is OK though.
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