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Anyone on here had it done? I had it done on Friday, seemed all ok, but since Monday night getting a lot of pain in my right testicle(B*llock for the thicko's:D) Is this normal, will the pain ease?

I was considering getting it done and the only person I knew had it done is my father in law. So, I asked him what it was like. He said his balls were badly swollen and very sore for about a week. Probably worth going to the doctor anyway mate.

Yes it will ease, just take it easy for a couple of days, painkillers if needed Worst case is an infection so check to make sure your crown jewellery doesn't become red hot and inflamed. Well more than usual :)

i was off work for 6 to 8 weeks ..

they tell you theres 1 in every 100 or so that have problems i was that 1..

wish i never had it done

Knowing my luck, I'll be that 1 in 100 too. :(

Bollax to that, just do her in the wrong un.:D

:thumb:

lol

Got it done in 1990. Swollen and painful for a week....but that could have been due to WALKING home from hospital.......:D

Been OK since.

+1 Bring the sub on!



Seriously though I had it done a few years ago my tackle went blue then black then back to normal within 5 days :thumb:

I assume you'll be changing your user name to The Disconnected B******s? :D

They're still dangling, all I've done is closed to door:D

My right testicle is still a bit tender about a month after but getting better everyday. There is a small hematoma near that ball which is shrinking so once it's gone should be all good.

All sounds a bit too painful for my liking, and then there's the rapid ageing associated with it, as well as my mates dad who was surgeon and advised his son against it.

I prefer my suggestion above, mind you I suppose it gives you all a reason to stroke ya balls, and of course brownie :norty: points with the Mrs. :lol1:

Sounds cruel dude, being a black man for 5 days and then going back to a shrivelled anemic worm. :lol1:

You're mad doing this, a significant amount of men end up with chronic pain after.

To late now.:eek:

:lol:

I thought I would keep that bit quiet, but it was featured on Radio 4 a while back and lets just say your not wrong, and a lot of them can't have sex too.:(

More like a Mattesons sausage I'll have you know! :norty:

why would you bother,I struggle to believe anyone on here has ever had sex!!

In all the excitement I never answered you question :lol1: sounds like it's infected, probably need to operate again and whip it out, take a jar of vinegar with you then you can pickle it and keep it on the mantle piece.:thumb:

P.s you'll need to drop the 'S' off the end of your user name.:D

I struggle to believe there is anyone on this site who's never had sex with your Mrs.:lol1:

Need it done myself, just too lazy rather than scared.

A mate who's had it done now reckons his orgasms are better beit with the missus or going solo I hope he's right :D

That said I also worked with abloke who's sack swelled up to the size of a grapefruit and he was squeezing congealed blood out of it on a daily basis !!

Thanks for that.:(

Rapid ageing, ditch?

Ask anyone who knows me if I look me age. Still got 99% of my hair, still mostly dark, no obvious ageing problems.

Apart from the multitude of ailments you've had and spalshed over NSR in recent years ;)





Jealous about the hair :cry:

:eek:


Feck that.....I'll keep paying the csa :lol1:

Did they tell you that 1 in every 1,000 has their nob fall off - just thought I should mention that little known fact

I had this done about 4 years ago. All went well and no pain after the incident ;) Until that evening and the pain was a nightmare :( Only lasted a few days but were sore to the touch for a while longer. Yepp bruised, swollen and looked awful. I had a lump in my right testicle for about 2 years after and thought it was where the tube had been turned over at the end. I had an infection in my back and took antibiotics, to which also cleared the lump in by cobbler. So keep an eye on them :)
But the good thing is I don't have to clean up any more :D