RS_Matt

Reversed into me on purpose, Police said there's not much they can do as it's an automotive crime.

I said can you give him a formal or written caution, they replied they can't even do that.

2nd time I've had to report him to the Police, previously he threatened to do me in after I asked him to stop sweeping leaves and muck in front of our garage. Police came back saying I'd threatened him and they left it.

Our work-less benefit claiming neighbours rent their property and their vile landlord always takes their side.

Kwik

iTrader: (10)

That's ****. How bad is the damage?

RS_Matt

Shock mainly. He's always intimidated me over the years, revving his engine when I'm in the yard with him or standing watching me whilst he revs his chainsaw up. This is the first time he's actually physically come at me.

Anyway the Police have told him to stay away from me again.

scoobiepaul

Stop paying your taxes and starve the low life bas tard.

the shreksta

iTrader: (20)

Just man up and drop the ****, if you let people walk all over you once they will do it all the time

RS_Matt

Police told me to get myself checked out and get a claim in, I told them that's not what this is about and they looked shocked.

I just don't like wrongdoers.

Kwik

iTrader: (10)

So he's revved his car and chainsaw at you and used his car as a weapon. Sounds like a coward to me. He can't have the confidence in going toe to toe with someone.

And it's awful that the police want you to put a claim in.

RS_Matt

And end up in prison and let my wife bring up our little lad? He's circa 55yo and cares for his 30 stone wife, the law will sway in his favour in every scenario.

He's 6'3 and 25 stone, apparently he came to our village after being in prison, I'm 6 foot, 15 stone and even though I'm the most passive human around I can fight but our mutual hatred is so strong for each other that any coming together would result in serious injury to one if not both of us.

Kwik

iTrader: (10)

It's good that you're thinking sensibly, I normally do about an hour after reacting badly. I'd think seriously about investing in some CCTV and keeping a diary on his actions, starting with the crime reference you've just been given.

If that doesn't work then rape him.

RS_Matt

Funny you should say that fella, wife used her phone as a camera when I had to go outside. She was trying to catch him mouthing off. Police have told us to try and document everything he does and try and get him for harassment.

53

iTrader: (41)

You can still type so he didn't do a very thorough job

daviee

+1 just tell the police you asked him no to sweep leaves in front of garage and he flew at you throwing fresh air punches and you caught him with a punch or two defending yourself. It will be autumn in a few week join a boxing club for all the right reasons you will be ready for him. Top tip have a 1" bolt in your hand when he comes at you. On a lighter note if you catch him right he may get a few quid from the tooth fairy and he might be inclined to give it to you to pay for the damage done to your car.

fat-thomas

iTrader: (4)

good I say,he probably read your arb thread.

turbs

I rarely laugh out loud ( miserable) but I am still laughing now writing this!

scunnered

iTrader: (1)

He has a car, so discreetly follow him and when he parks up to do the shopping run, let his tyres down, or slash them. Or more subtlety walk down the side of his car with a screwdriver. Or pee in a bottle, leave it for a couple of weeks, then pour it into his cabin air vent.
He'll never know it was you, but it could give you some satisfaction knowing you caused him grief.

fatscoobfella1

iTrader: (1)

Smash his teeth in with a piece of angle iron when he is least expecting it..

Conveniently when your away on holiday..

scotty boy 80

iTrader: (5)

Head butt his nose all over his face the fat *****, let him get away with it and he'll walk over the top of you your obviously not a weed with that physique so be a man and stand up for yourself

thenewgalaxy

Drill loads of holes in his dick, so when he pees, it goes in all different directions.

53

iTrader: (41)

Swap his semi skimmed milk for full fat then jizz on his face when he becomes bed bound

stevebt

iTrader: (8)

Why would you not claim for him deliberately knocking you over. By the sounds of it your not going to seek any revenge as it seems you dont want any hassle even if you have suffered his taunts for year?

The only way to affect him in this situation then is in his pocket and a claim will do that; failing that you could just complain on the internet as that will teach him

chocolate_o_brian

iTrader: (22)

Go you live next door but one to me

Sounds like ratty-face next doors antics

fat-thomas

iTrader: (4)

change his arb to one that lowers his mpg!! that'll show him!!!

alcazar

iTrader: (2)

Highlights the bull**** of the UK at present.

Speeding...ACTUALLY hurting no-one, you can be fined £thousands, lose your license too, get banged up etc etc.

Actually cause damage/injury and there's nothing they can do? Bull crap.

Ask to speak to an inspector.

scoobyskool

iTrader: (1)

Sounds like hes driving a motability car ? A call to rsa to report his actions might cause him problems if so

Get cctv in and a dvr to record stuff ,, 2nd hand dvrs can be bought for £40 and do pay dividends as evidence

But before you fit a camera if he comes on your property again drop him then call self defence ,, as long as hes on your property when he goes down you should get away with it

madscoob

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get a friend to type a short note out,
SAYING LEAVE THIS AREA OR DIE,
then at 2-3 in the morning put said note plus a few litres of petrol and a used box of matches through his letterbox, job done, make sure you use durex gloves and don't use a petrol can that you own, and buy the petrol from a non local garage he will soon move house just the thought of being burnt out is enough for most hard men

specialx

I hate hearing stuff like this but you really do need to take it to him, I was bullied heavily as a child but snapped one day and knocked the big school bully out with a bat! yeah I got a slap off him for it but he never ever came near me again!

He's playing with you because he can, bite his hands a few times and he'll stop poking you!

scoobyskool

iTrader: (1)

Its unfortunate but some people only understand one language and it isnt a verbal one

fat-thomas

iTrader: (4)

just kiss and make up and take long romantic walks together telling stories of the time you launched your wrx and it spun 180 degrees and then got 50 mpg

joz8968

iTrader: (13)

Kev, lose that apostrophe!

joz8968

iTrader: (13)

PMSL at these 'referenced' interjections.