Luke

>"Asking for a Raise"
>
>I, the *****, hereby request a raise in salary for
>the following reasons: I do physical labor. I work
>at great depths. I plunge head first into everything
>I do. I do not get weekends or public holidays off.
>I work in a damp environment. I don't get paid
>overtime. I work in a dark workplace that has
>poor ventilation. I work in high temperatures. My
>work exposes me to contagious diseases.
>
>Sincerely,
>the *****
>
>
>Dear *****,
>After assessing your request, and considering the
>arguments you have raised, the administration rejects
>your request for the following reasons: You do not
>work 8 hours straight. You fall asleep on the job
after
>brief work periods. You do not always follow the
orders
>of the management team.
>
>You do not stay in your designated area and are
>often seen visiting other locations. You do not take
>initiative - you need to be pressured and stimulated
>in order to start working. You leave the workplace
>rather messy at the end of your shift. You don't
>always observe necessary safety regulations, such
>as wearing the correct protective clothing.
>
>You will retire well before you are 65. You are
unable
>to work double shifts. You sometimes leave your
>designated work before you have completed the
>assigned task. And if that were not all, you have
>been seen constantly entering, and exiting, the
>workplace carrying two suspicious looking bags.
>
>Sincerely,
>The Management

shunty

that's funny as **** mate

shunty

Luke

laugh you muppets

Nick Young

CrisPDuk

Seen it before, but it still makes me chuckle

JAMES BUSHELL

LOL..................