>"Asking for a Raise"
> >I, the Penis, hereby request a raise in salary for >the following reasons: I do physical labor. I work >at great depths. I plunge head first into everything >I do. I do not get weekends or public holidays off. >I work in a damp environment. I don't get paid >overtime. I work in a dark workplace that has >poor ventilation. I work in high temperatures. My >work exposes me to contagious diseases. > >Sincerely, >the Penis > > >Dear Penis, >After assessing your request, and considering the >arguments you have raised, the administration rejects >your request for the following reasons: You do not >work 8 hours straight. You fall asleep on the job after >brief work periods. You do not always follow the orders >of the management team. > >You do not stay in your designated area and are >often seen visiting other locations. You do not take >initiative - you need to be pressured and stimulated >in order to start working. You leave the workplace >rather messy at the end of your shift. You don't >always observe necessary safety regulations, such >as wearing the correct protective clothing. > >You will retire well before you are 65. You are unable >to work double shifts. You sometimes leave your >designated work before you have completed the >assigned task. And if that were not all, you have >been seen constantly entering, and exiting, the >workplace carrying two suspicious looking bags. > >Sincerely, >The Management |
that's funny as fcuk mate:D:D
shunty |
laugh you muppets
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:D
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Seen it before, but it still makes me chuckle:D
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LOL..................:D
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