gpssti4

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"As good as this bar is," said the Scotsman, "I still prefer the pubs back home. In Glasgow , there's a wee place called McTavish's; the landlord goes out of his way for the locals. When you buy four drinks, he'll buy the fifth drink."

"Well, Angus," said the Englishman, "At my local in London , the Red Lion, the barman will buy you your third drink after you buy the first two."

"Ahhh, dat's nothin'," said the Irishman, "back home in Cork at my favorite pub, the moment you set foot in the place, they'll buy you a drink, then another, all the drinks you like. Then, when you've had enough drinks, they'll take you upstairs and see dat you gets laid, all on the house!"

The Englishman and Scotsman were suspicious of the claims; but, the Irishman swore every word was true...then they asked: "Did this actually happen to you?"

"Not meself, personally, no," admitted the Irishman, "but it did happen to me sister quite a few times."

chocolate_o_brian

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Groan

gpssti4

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Andy, you're too young to remember it the first time around

pslewis

Wear a skirt next time ...... oh, hang on, the Scotsman WOULD be wearing a frock!

Alan Jeffery

In the telling of it, it's funnier if you can do the accents.
So it is..

RA Dunk

One is macho as ****, the other is gay as ****.

The Scottish



The English



I already know which one you are Pete.

pslewis

This is the ONLY place a kilt should be seen!!

https://encrypted-tbn2.gstatic.com/i...4SAGKyDoOBcYVA

pslewis

Yes, I do know that - since last weekend - 'men' in kilts can marry one another .....

RA Dunk

Which country was this poofter marriage in then Mr Morris dancer?

pslewis

poofta? Is that a type of Kilt?

RA Dunk

Answer the question you old fud.