irishscoobyboy

Saddam Hussein..........
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has three hostages......
Paddy Englishman, Paddy Irishman and Paddy Scotsman.

Saddam : "I'll let yet go - on one condition - that ye sing a song with the word 'dog' in it

Paddy Englishman steps up "How much is that doggy in the window - wuff wuff"

Saddam : Off you go - go home.

Paddy Scotsman steps up "You ain't seen nothin' but a hound dog...."

Saddam : Off you go too - be gone.

Paddy Irishman steps up, settles the throat and fills the lungs......"strangers in the night...da da da da da....strangers in the night......."

Saddam : Hang on a minute........there's no 'dog' in this one.

Paddy Irishman : "Ara wait til I get to the chorus wouldya !!!!..........scooby doooby doo da da da da da scooby dooooby doooo.."

Defiant STI

Get your coat!

Sith

Make sure it's a lead lined coat with jokes like that.