http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/cele...-marriage.html


What a fantastically pretentious load of old tosh , good money spinner though.

 

I wonder if the truth about the sponsorship deal will come out in the divorce proceedings

 

If there was ever a case of punching above your weight, thats it. She will marry some hollywood mogul, he will shack up with some student.

 

I was standing in the queue today next to all the celeb trash mags.There must be 20+ of the rags.I really can't give a s**t about anyone I don't know.
Never understood the need to know about it.

 

It's the kids that suffer at times like this. I feel particularly sorry for their daughter, Apple, as her parents are no longer a pair...

 

 

and their son Moses will have to keep taking the tablets.

 

Moses maybe responsible for the parting.

 

people like this seem to treat marriage akin to a car ownership

have it for 5 odd years, get a bit bored - sell it and get another

maybe give it some stick on plastic bits to keep things interesting -- but the inevitable will happen

 

It is with a heart full of sadness that I have decided to separate my hand from my groin. I have been working hard for well over a year, some of it with my hand on my groin, some of it with the extremities entirely separated, to see what might have been possible between the two, and I have come to the conclusion that while they obviously love each other very much they will remain separate. They are, however, and always will be a unit, and in many ways they are closer than they have ever been. They are providers first and foremost, to two incredibly wonderful rugby socks and I ask for their and my space and privacy to be respected at this difficult time. They have always conducted their relationship privately, and I hope that as they consciously uncouple and co-exist, they will be able to continue in the same manner.

Love,
Gwyneth & Chris (what I call my right hand & a ****)

 

im going to have a coupling ceremony with emmaroids tommorow night after the pub possibly twice as i will be a bit drunk

 

dpb