not bothered if shes not Single White Female
lol

as long as shes
1 Blonde
2 attractive
3 not 'ruff' (ie Nes Bit)
4 not over weight
5 no phycological hang ups
6 know how to dress well when needed
7 have sexy underwear
8 have nice shoes and boots
9 be able to cook and clean (mainly toilets and bathrooms)this bits the tonge in cheek bit
10 look good on ones arm and in passenger seat of red scooby doo
11 non smoker
12 no kids
13 has to know how to hold knife and fork
14 no swearing! (hate it when girls swear)
15 has to hav nice lippy
16 has to be 'vetted' by my sister+mum+dad
17 needs GSOH
18 not 'mardy or moody'
19 has to be able to surport me on the things i do! (give and take applies)
20 has to smell nice!
21 not into football (i can't stand football, waste of time)
22 has to come to golf club prize givings (when i win. etc)
23 i don't do girls who drink outta PINT glasses!
24 best if they remember TIZWAS

and she has put up with
1 ????????????? me

e-amils please


Phil

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So you know what your letting yourself in for.

Sorry Phil. LOL



Cheers
Lee

 

Gosh,

and Michelle was worried about _her_ photo!

Can i suggest that phil grows a beard of some sorts?

mb

 

You think he looks better with a beard then Boomer?



Lee

 

LOL @ Lee

Maybe we can get some printed and stuck on the front of our motors so that people move out of the way quicker

 

ha ha laugh all you want!

for every Jack theres a Jill remember


Phil

 

So thats what you look like Phil

PS The sticker looks great in the back of the MR2 - piccies up soon.

DW

 

ROFLMAO!!

Lee! I'm slightly concerned as to why you have a collection of photos of Phil??

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Thanks a lot Lee!!!!...... you just cracked my monitor!! lol

Yeah... how come u have so many pics of phil hmmmm?

now thats funny.......

Trouser

 

Now that IS very very funny!!!

What the **** are you doing Phil trying to get jiggy with a lady on a Male orientated, Subaru based bulletin board?? LOL LOL LOL

And with those mug shots!!!!!

Get yourself a life mate. LOL Talk about shooting yourself in the foot.

Thanx for making my morning though. ROTFLMAO

Chris.

 

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

**** me, I haven't laughed so much for ages.

Now then Laydeez

How can you resist HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Can i suggest that phil grows a beard of some sorts?

LOL HAHAHAHA

Poor ol' Phil


HAHAHAHA


MIKEY (Crying infront ov his monitor) HAHAHAAAAAAA!!!!

 

OK I'll come clean. Phil is my hero so I scanned in the posters I have on my bedroom wall. LOL


A while back Phil e-mailed me some photo's for me to resize and host for him so he could post the on POTN. .

I had forgotten I had them on my hard-drive until Phil posted this thread.

Sorry Phil but it was too good an opportunity to miss.

Lee

 

can Emma who e-mail'd me yesterday, please send it again cus i deleted the mail and lost ur e-mail address!


who said it wouldn't work on here?

Phil

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Can anyone else smell a wind up here?

Not that i'm jealous obviously!!

He he

Trouser

 

i've edited the list of things that i'm looking for in a woman!

am i asking toooo much?

Phil

 

Yes LOL

 

do you think so????????? lol

i've added a few more now as well!
they just come to me..........


Phil

 

....... unlike the ladies...... sadly....
... he he..just playing!

See u down the pub....SOON!

Cheers

Trouser

 

LOL@Phil

Have you tried Yahoo m8 heard its good!!

Ask Craig!!

LOL

Ady

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My yahoo days are over although in my experiance i did find it cheaper than meeting someone at a pub(don't have to buy drinks on a computer)
Does anyone think we could have another section where instead of pictures of cars we could get pictures of girls who are looking for YOUNG STUD'S Like Me
Before the offers come flooding in i MUST mention that i am now taken but i think it's still a good idea.

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Craig,

I have forwarded your last post to Gemma. LOL

Cheers
Lee

 

Lee did you not know? Gemma and i have split up,
she said she didn't like the seats
in my car and it was her or the car
so i packed her bags and wished her well
so now i can do as i like with no moaning it's great.

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oooops (inserts foot into mouth)

No I didn't know M8.

Who you taking to PE on the 14th then?

Lee

 

Females eh?

Don't like cars, nag all the time, don't like footie, who'd have 'em???

Me, I like cars, football, hate nagging .......

Michelle.

 

Looking for some to come so i can share petrol, otherwise i'll be on my jackjones
Nobody loves me (well that's not quite true but thats another subject )

 

Thats not what I heard Craig.... I heard theres a few ladies on the Radford road that love you every week! lol

Michelle, don't forget to ring re: Scooby Update!!!! we are on the home straight now! Subaru NEVER had shut-lines this good!! Cruising is only a few days away now pet!

Cheers

Trouser

 

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:<HR>Originally posted by Trouser:
<B> Subaru NEVER had shut-lines this good!! [/quote]

Does this mean I could get the design patented and sell it to Subaru for their new wrc rally car?

 

Radford RD, They should be paying me
Like i'v said before I just provide a service One in which i am a Doctor
The LURV DOCTOR

 

i've added to my list above!!

Phil

 

Phil i know your trying to beat Logiclee
to 1000 post's but if you carry on
your rules list will have a 1000
on it
Anyway when are you holding your interview with the lucky ladeez
Is there a practical exam as well!!!!