Nottm area SWF wanted
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<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:<HR>Originally posted by salsa-king:
<B>not bothered if shes not Single White Female
lol
as long as shes
1 Blonde
2 attractive
3 not 'ruff' (ie Nes Bit)
4 not over weight
5 no phycological hang ups
6 know how to dress well when needed
7 have sexy underwear
8 have nice shoes and boots
9 be able to cook and clean (mainly toilets and bathrooms)
10 look good on ones arm and in passenger seat of red scooby doo
11 non smoker
12 no kids
13 has to know how to hold knife and fork
14 no swearing! (hate it when girls swear)
15 has to hav nice lippy
16 has to be 'vetted' by my sister+mum+dad
17 needs GSOH
18 not 'mardy or moody'
19 has to be able to surport me on the things i do! (give and take applies)
20 has to smell nice!
21 not into football (i can't stand football, waste of time)
22 has to come to golf club prize givings (when i win. etc)
[/quote]
Michael Barrymore for you then...
No sorry, you LOOK like Barrymore...
(Snigger)
<B>not bothered if shes not Single White Female
lol
as long as shes
1 Blonde
2 attractive
3 not 'ruff' (ie Nes Bit)
4 not over weight
5 no phycological hang ups
6 know how to dress well when needed
7 have sexy underwear
8 have nice shoes and boots
9 be able to cook and clean (mainly toilets and bathrooms)
10 look good on ones arm and in passenger seat of red scooby doo
11 non smoker
12 no kids
13 has to know how to hold knife and fork
14 no swearing! (hate it when girls swear)
15 has to hav nice lippy
16 has to be 'vetted' by my sister+mum+dad
17 needs GSOH
18 not 'mardy or moody'
19 has to be able to surport me on the things i do! (give and take applies)
20 has to smell nice!
21 not into football (i can't stand football, waste of time)
22 has to come to golf club prize givings (when i win. etc)
[/quote]
Michael Barrymore for you then...
No sorry, you LOOK like Barrymore...
(Snigger)
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laff all u want!
just edited the list again!
LogicLee
can you remove the 1st pic please i think its spoiling my chances
Phil
[This message has been edited by salsa-king (edited 28 June 2001).]
just edited the list again!
LogicLee
can you remove the 1st pic please i think its spoiling my chances
Phil
[This message has been edited by salsa-king (edited 28 June 2001).]
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<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:<HR>Originally posted by salsa-king:
<B>do i use this list when i'm on Blind Date?
Phil [/quote]
how desperate are you ????
or should that be ... how sad are you
PS: no wonder you're still single lol
<B>do i use this list when i'm on Blind Date?
Phil [/quote]
how desperate are you ????
or should that be ... how sad are you
PS: no wonder you're still single lol
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NOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!
NOT THOSE PICTURES AGAIN!!!!!!
think of all those poor little kids who go on the internet cos their parents haven't put parental control on!!!!
they'll all have horrific nightmares 
he he Trouser
NOT THOSE PICTURES AGAIN!!!!!!
think of all those poor little kids who go on the internet cos their parents haven't put parental control on!!!!
they'll all have horrific nightmares
he he Trouser
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