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Old 21 June 2001, 07:12 PM
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not bothered if shes not Single White Female
lol

as long as shes
1 Blonde
2 attractive
3 not 'ruff' (ie Nes Bit)
4 not over weight
5 no phycological hang ups
6 know how to dress well when needed
7 have sexy underwear
8 have nice shoes and boots
9 be able to cook and clean (mainly toilets and bathrooms)this bits the tonge in cheek bit
10 look good on ones arm and in passenger seat of red scooby doo
11 non smoker
12 no kids
13 has to know how to hold knife and fork
14 no swearing! (hate it when girls swear)
15 has to hav nice lippy
16 has to be 'vetted' by my sister+mum+dad
17 needs GSOH
18 not 'mardy or moody'
19 has to be able to surport me on the things i do! (give and take applies)
20 has to smell nice!
21 not into football (i can't stand football, waste of time)
22 has to come to golf club prize givings (when i win. etc)
23 i don't do girls who drink outta PINT glasses!
24 best if they remember TIZWAS

and she has put up with
1 ????????????? me

e-amils please


Phil

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Old 21 June 2001, 09:27 PM
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So you know what your letting yourself in for.

Sorry Phil. LOL



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Old 21 June 2001, 09:32 PM
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Gosh,

and Michelle was worried about _her_ photo!

Can i suggest that phil grows a beard of some sorts?

mb
Old 21 June 2001, 09:35 PM
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You think he looks better with a beard then Boomer?



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Old 21 June 2001, 10:07 PM
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LOL @ Lee

Maybe we can get some printed and stuck on the front of our motors so that people move out of the way quicker
Old 21 June 2001, 10:20 PM
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ha ha laugh all you want!

for every Jack theres a Jill remember


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Old 21 June 2001, 11:13 PM
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So thats what you look like Phil

PS The sticker looks great in the back of the MR2 - piccies up soon.

DW
Old 21 June 2001, 11:32 PM
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ROFLMAO!!

Lee! I'm slightly concerned as to why you have a collection of photos of Phil??

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Old 22 June 2001, 09:24 AM
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Thanks a lot Lee!!!!...... you just cracked my monitor!! lol

Yeah... how come u have so many pics of phil hmmmm?

now thats funny.......

Trouser
Old 22 June 2001, 09:50 AM
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Now that IS very very funny!!!

What the **** are you doing Phil trying to get jiggy with a lady on a Male orientated, Subaru based bulletin board?? LOL LOL LOL

And with those mug shots!!!!!

Get yourself a life mate. LOL Talk about shooting yourself in the foot.

Thanx for making my morning though. ROTFLMAO

Chris.

Old 22 June 2001, 12:45 PM
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

**** me, I haven't laughed so much for ages.

Now then Laydeez

How can you resist HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Can i suggest that phil grows a beard of some sorts?

LOL HAHAHAHA

Poor ol' Phil


HAHAHAHA


MIKEY (Crying infront ov his monitor) HAHAHAAAAAAA!!!!

Old 22 June 2001, 03:27 PM
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OK I'll come clean. Phil is my hero so I scanned in the posters I have on my bedroom wall. LOL


A while back Phil e-mailed me some photo's for me to resize and host for him so he could post the on POTN. .

I had forgotten I had them on my hard-drive until Phil posted this thread.

Sorry Phil but it was too good an opportunity to miss.

Lee
Old 22 June 2001, 06:51 PM
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can Emma who e-mail'd me yesterday, please send it again cus i deleted the mail and lost ur e-mail address!


who said it wouldn't work on here?

Phil

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Old 23 June 2001, 10:25 AM
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Can anyone else smell a wind up here?

Not that i'm jealous obviously!!

He he

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Old 24 June 2001, 04:41 PM
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i've edited the list of things that i'm looking for in a woman!

am i asking toooo much?

Phil
Old 24 June 2001, 07:19 PM
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Yes LOL
Old 24 June 2001, 10:52 PM
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do you think so????????? lol

i've added a few more now as well!
they just come to me..........


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Old 25 June 2001, 08:53 AM
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....... unlike the ladies...... sadly....
... he he..just playing!

See u down the pub....SOON!

Cheers

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Old 25 June 2001, 11:59 PM
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LOL@Phil

Have you tried Yahoo m8 heard its good!!

Ask Craig!!

LOL

Ady

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Old 26 June 2001, 10:13 AM
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My yahoo days are over although in my experiance i did find it cheaper than meeting someone at a pub(don't have to buy drinks on a computer)
Does anyone think we could have another section where instead of pictures of cars we could get pictures of girls who are looking for YOUNG STUD'S Like Me
Before the offers come flooding in i MUST mention that i am now taken but i think it's still a good idea.

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Old 26 June 2001, 02:41 PM
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Craig,

I have forwarded your last post to Gemma. LOL

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Old 26 June 2001, 03:14 PM
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Lee did you not know? Gemma and i have split up,
she said she didn't like the seats
in my car and it was her or the car
so i packed her bags and wished her well
so now i can do as i like with no moaning it's great.

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Old 26 June 2001, 08:37 PM
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oooops (inserts foot into mouth)

No I didn't know M8.

Who you taking to PE on the 14th then?

Lee
Old 26 June 2001, 11:48 PM
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Females eh?

Don't like cars, nag all the time, don't like footie, who'd have 'em???

Me, I like cars, football, hate nagging .......

Michelle.

Old 27 June 2001, 01:54 AM
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Looking for some to come so i can share petrol, otherwise i'll be on my jackjones
Nobody loves me (well that's not quite true but thats another subject )
Old 27 June 2001, 09:28 AM
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Thats not what I heard Craig.... I heard theres a few ladies on the Radford road that love you every week! lol

Michelle, don't forget to ring re: Scooby Update!!!! we are on the home straight now! Subaru NEVER had shut-lines this good!! Cruising is only a few days away now pet!

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Old 27 June 2001, 11:46 AM
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<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:<HR>Originally posted by Trouser:
<B> Subaru NEVER had shut-lines this good!! [/quote]

Does this mean I could get the design patented and sell it to Subaru for their new wrc rally car?
Old 27 June 2001, 07:05 PM
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Radford RD, They should be paying me
Like i'v said before I just provide a service One in which i am a Doctor
The LURV DOCTOR
Old 27 June 2001, 07:14 PM
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i've added to my list above!!

Phil
Old 28 June 2001, 01:20 AM
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Phil i know your trying to beat Logiclee
to 1000 post's but if you carry on
your rules list will have a 1000
on it
Anyway when are you holding your interview with the lucky ladeez
Is there a practical exam as well!!!!


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