Earthquake in Nottm! Sneinton hit worst!
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Scooby Senior
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From: Nottm
Just heard the NEWS!! about the above.
managed to get a press release off www.heardit1st.co.uk/org.NEWS
Herres what it said! I feel for them all.
News Flash
A major earthquake measuring 5.8 on the rickter scale hits Sneinton in the early hours of this morning.
Epicentre: SNEINTON
Victims were seen wandering the around aimlessly muttering 'F**KIN H*LL' 'BO**OX' and 'Where's mi ****'.
The earthquake decimated the area causing approximatly £35 worth of danage and several priceless collections of momentos from Blackpool and Skegness were Damaged beyong repair. Also three areas of historic burnt out cars were disturbed.
Many local residance were woken well before their giro arrived.
The local rag has reported that hundreds of residents were confused and bewildered and were still trying to come to turms with the fact that something interesting has happened to SNEINTON.
One resident- Tracey Sharon Smith, a 15 year old mother of three said, 'It was such a shock that my little Chardonnay Mercedes came running into my bedroom crying. My younger two: Tyler-Morgan and Megan-Storm slept through it all. I was still shaking when I was watching Trisha the next morning'.
Apparently though looting, mugging and car crime did carry on as normal.
The British Red Cross has so far managed to ship 40,000 crates of Sunny Delight to the area to help the stricken locals. Resue workers are still searching through the rubble and have found large quantities of person belongings, which include:
Benefit books, jewellery from Elizabeth Duke at Argos and bone china from Poundstrecher.
HOW CAN YOU HELP
This appeal is to raise money for food and clothing parcels for those unfortunate to be caught up in the distaster. Clothing is most sort after.
Items most wanted:-
Fila or Burberry baseball caps
Kappa tracksuit tops (his nad hers)
Shell Suits (female)
White sports socks
Rockport boots and any other idems sold at Materlan
Microwave meals, tins of Happy Shopper bake beans, Ice Cream
Cans of Fosters or Special Brew
Remember 22 pence buys a biro for filling in compensation forms, £2 buys Chips, Crisps and blue fizzy drink for a family of 6 and £5 will buy a packet of B&H and a lighter to calm the nerves of those affected.
Please do not send tents fo shelter as the sight of posh housing is unfare on the population of the neighbouring areas of ST ANNS and THE MEADOWS.
managed to get a press release off www.heardit1st.co.uk/org.NEWS
Herres what it said! I feel for them all.
News Flash
A major earthquake measuring 5.8 on the rickter scale hits Sneinton in the early hours of this morning.
Epicentre: SNEINTON
Victims were seen wandering the around aimlessly muttering 'F**KIN H*LL' 'BO**OX' and 'Where's mi ****'.
The earthquake decimated the area causing approximatly £35 worth of danage and several priceless collections of momentos from Blackpool and Skegness were Damaged beyong repair. Also three areas of historic burnt out cars were disturbed.
Many local residance were woken well before their giro arrived.
The local rag has reported that hundreds of residents were confused and bewildered and were still trying to come to turms with the fact that something interesting has happened to SNEINTON.
One resident- Tracey Sharon Smith, a 15 year old mother of three said, 'It was such a shock that my little Chardonnay Mercedes came running into my bedroom crying. My younger two: Tyler-Morgan and Megan-Storm slept through it all. I was still shaking when I was watching Trisha the next morning'.
Apparently though looting, mugging and car crime did carry on as normal.
The British Red Cross has so far managed to ship 40,000 crates of Sunny Delight to the area to help the stricken locals. Resue workers are still searching through the rubble and have found large quantities of person belongings, which include:
Benefit books, jewellery from Elizabeth Duke at Argos and bone china from Poundstrecher.
HOW CAN YOU HELP
This appeal is to raise money for food and clothing parcels for those unfortunate to be caught up in the distaster. Clothing is most sort after.
Items most wanted:-
Fila or Burberry baseball caps
Kappa tracksuit tops (his nad hers)
Shell Suits (female)
White sports socks
Rockport boots and any other idems sold at Materlan
Microwave meals, tins of Happy Shopper bake beans, Ice Cream
Cans of Fosters or Special Brew
Remember 22 pence buys a biro for filling in compensation forms, £2 buys Chips, Crisps and blue fizzy drink for a family of 6 and £5 will buy a packet of B&H and a lighter to calm the nerves of those affected.
Please do not send tents fo shelter as the sight of posh housing is unfare on the population of the neighbouring areas of ST ANNS and THE MEADOWS.
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