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Old 01 June 2003, 06:55 PM
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PLEASE DO NO CARRY ON WITH THIS THREAD IF YOU ARE EASILY OFFENED

press the 'BACK' button if you have accidently entered this thread

OK.....

After the last can of worms i opened up with the woman cleaning car thread.. (that was locked because of a hand full of complants)

I feel it only right that we allow the laydeez on the board have the same bit of fun us Red Blooded Males were having.. every thing is tongue in cheek.. but unfortunatly not every one can see beyond the nose that they look down!

Now.. these pix are supose to add a light hearted bit of fun to a over sensored/moderated thread that us blokes seem to come up against when ever a pic of a girl is posted with a car!
weather it be pix of car wash girls or pix of girls who were walking round the doncaster show... this doen't seem to be allowed by a VERY small minority!!!

I know that there will be some ppl on here that will be easily offened at the semi naked pix!
And there will also so be complaints from other males who are very insecure with their own bodies, that looking at these pix will make them want to walk round in a smock all day!

Fear not.. these pix are not Photo shopped.. nor are they of a gay model..(he may use after shave balm.. but NO make up!) they are true to life and something you could see every day.

This THREAD should now only be locked if it has only 3 complaints.. just like the Woman Car Wash thread!
If moved to muppets.. i think it says it all..... don't you!
Whats right for one should be right for another!











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Old 01 June 2003, 06:56 PM
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Where are the men? All I can see is some pasty looking kid whose never seen daylight before

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Old 01 June 2003, 07:00 PM
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so that is where the spare tyre is on a subaru lol
Old 01 June 2003, 07:06 PM
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Nice **** though...
Old 01 June 2003, 07:08 PM
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i agree ollie, at least a size 34c lo
Old 01 June 2003, 07:13 PM
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That's one minging man.....
Old 01 June 2003, 07:19 PM
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TNX everyone.. i've got a complex now!! i'll have to have this thread CLOSED!!! lol

in the second pic.. can you see my pants showing??


LOL @ Me and with Me!!!

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Old 01 June 2003, 07:26 PM
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The wife wants to know if you've got any piccies of you Salsa dancing? Can this thread be locked now as I'm feeling insecure?!?
Old 01 June 2003, 07:30 PM
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aaaawwwwwww don't lock it yet...we want more blokes showing where the spare tyre lives first....its called making the score even lol
Old 01 June 2003, 07:35 PM
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did anyone else notice the look on salsa's face as he got up and under the exhaust system.....?

he is cleaning exhaust, but thinking wot exactly?
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Just noticed - he's cleaning 'round the rim of his tail-end with a sponge...
Old 01 June 2003, 07:39 PM
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Lmao. 81 views and only 10 replies!

Old 01 June 2003, 07:41 PM
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ollie, u do realise that has many connotations, don't u? pml
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Old 01 June 2003, 07:49 PM
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salsa, you might never live this down mate.....at least you were brave enough to show us all the spare tyres...how many other blokes would do that?


(that was a gauntlet being thrown down btw)
Old 01 June 2003, 07:52 PM
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I suppose I could dig out some piccies of me twanging a G-string if we need more fat blokes being sexy ..... got some somewhere....
Old 01 June 2003, 07:53 PM
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go for it ollie pml
Old 01 June 2003, 08:03 PM
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No-one looking like that would get anywhere near my car - let alone get to clean it
Old 01 June 2003, 08:04 PM
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spoil sport, red pml
Old 01 June 2003, 08:06 PM
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Awww... I tried but it's too tricky. Oh well
Old 01 June 2003, 08:07 PM
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try harder then ollie...no good u teasing us then letting us down u kno pml
Old 01 June 2003, 08:30 PM
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My God that's discusting (sp?)

It lowers the tone of the whole bbs and no I'm not jelous of that fantastic fisique (wish I could spell though ) and it's soooo degrading to man kind.

Women will just see us as play things now and will only judge us on our looks not our sparkling personality.

Youd never see shots that full on frontal in the national media (Sun page 5 bloke???)

How your family can even *bare* to be seen out with such a strumpet I don't know.

Personally I'm scared for life after having seen such wanton nudity and the thread should have been headed in red flashing letters telling people like me who know better then everybody else that I shouldn't look and then bitch about having a mind the size of a weevel.

Ian [img]images/smilies/mad.gif[/img]

ps I still wish I could spoll
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Got it to work ..... (although I've kept my shirt on) ...



Not just the G-string either, by the looks of it
Old 01 June 2003, 08:31 PM
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think about the children please people lol
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X rated surely!
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good grief ollie!!!!!

don't look ethel!!!!
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Nice one Phil! lol!
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Where are the men? All I can see is some pasty looking kid whose never seen daylight before


Huxley


Ps Phil err indraws keeps asking me about the stickers
Old 02 June 2003, 09:23 AM
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I knew we had aliens amongst us, just wasn't quite sure..UNTIL NOW

Nice one Phil Ame spent all day trying to get me to clean my car so that she could take some photo's Not bloody likely....well maybe

Mikey


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