ossett2k2

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I'm wanting to melt my neighbours sons bumper a little bit,despite me asking him to stop parking in my space when he visits he continues to park there!
My street has limited parking so this means me parking in a different street when the tosser visits,and he's sometimes there all weekend.
Im working today and he's now taken my parking space again,so my plan is to reverse upto his car and toast his bumper
My car has ALS and LC but I've never really used them,I've seen a few scoobys throw some nice flames,would this be from the ALS or the LC?
I'm not usually a tw@t but I thought it would be amusing!

Blue by You

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Before you get into 'attack' mode have youn tried speaking to your neighbour about his son's parking being a nuisance?

The Pink Ninja

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Als...I take it you dont have a Sports cat or anything fitted, flick the switch and just play with the throttle for a bit...or alternatively sneak out in the middle of the night with a trolley Jack, Jack the back end up and move it out of the way

ossett2k2

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Yes he knows,doesn't seem bothered.

No cats,so do I just blip the throttle or am I going to have to give it plenty of revs?
Like the trolley jack idea tho lol

JGlanzaV

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Spray isopropyl alcohol down the end of the exhaust first 😅

ossett2k2

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Love it hahaha,we've got thousands of gallons of the stuff at work


Public road,yup I know he's got every right to park there but I'm calling neighbour etiquette

RAGGY DOO

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You melt his bumper he does something bad to your car vicious circle mate I wouldn't go down that road

ossett2k2

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We have a house with a drive and a garage,all full so I get to park outside my house on the road....yes work even harder and get a bigger drive blah blah blah.

He's a little ****** so no hiding coming my way.
If I happen to reverse out of my drive and his car gets a little melty then tough titty!

ossett2k2

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True pal,I think I will give the diplomatic approach another shot

Blue by You

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Whilst I sympathise with parking difficulties, this ^^^ is the likely outcome of any direct action, particularly if (as said) he is a ******.
Also as said, he's not actually doing anything wrong, other than being inconsiderate perhaps.

ossett2k2

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I agree
I'm usually very laid back but for some reason it's wound me up today lol

We're going to the neighbours 50th wedding anniversary party tonight so I will have a little chat with his son.
Or maybe spike his drink .........Joking!

ZANY

Roll a phat one and chill bro let it go.... As long as he's not blocking your drive... If that's the case then show your true scooby monstrous and intimidating characteristics let the Stella out

ossett2k2

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RAGGY DOO

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Go enjoy the party tonight bud life is good

ossett2k2

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