..........Halfway House tonight
You're sure of a big surprise
If you go to the Halfway House tonight
You'd better go in disguise.


For every member that ever there was
Will gather there for certain, because
Today's the day the esc have their meeeeeet.


Every ESC member who's been good
Is sure of a treat today.
There's lots of marvelous things to eat
And wonderful drinks as well.


Beneath the trees where nobody sees
The doggers hide and seek as long as they please
'Cause that's the way the ESC have their meeeeet.


If you go to the Halfway House tonight
You'd better not go alone
The Doggers are out and really want
To take you to their home.


For every member that ever there was
Will gather there for certain, because
They want to show you their new Diesel vehicle.


Meet time for ESC
The ESC will have a Great meet tonight
Watch them, catch them unawares
And see them eat their Egg and Chips.


See them gaily gad about
They love to play and shout;
They never have any care;


At 11 o'clock, Halfway House,
Will kick them out,
Because they're tired little Barstewards.