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27 March 2010, 05:28 PM
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strange job!!!!!
had a girl come into work today and was chatting to her, i asked her what she did and she said sell farming........................................... .............. not sure what that was but must of been dangerous as all her arm's were cut up!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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28 March 2010, 01:15 AM
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I got emailed this one today
Away in the tropical waters of the Caribbean, two prawns were
swimming around in the sea.
One called Justin and the other called Christian.
The prawns were constantly being harassed and threatened by sharks
that inhabited the area.
Finally one day Justin said to Christian, "I'm fed up with being a
prawn; I wish I was a shark, and then I wouldn't have any worries
about being eaten."
A large mysterious cod appeared and said, "Your wish is granted"
Lo and behold, Justin turned into a shark.
Horrified, Christian immediately swam away, afraid of being eaten by
his old mate.
Time passed (as it invariably does) and Justin found life as a shark
boring and lonely.
All his old mates simply swam away whenever he came close to them.
Justin didn't realize that his new menacing appearance was the cause
of his sad plight.
While swimming alone one day he saw the mysterious cod again and he
thought perhaps the mysterious fish could change him back into a
prawn.
He approached the cod and begged to be changed back, and, lo and
behold, he found himself turned back into a prawn.
With tears of joy in his tiny little eyes Justin swam back to his
friends and bought them all a cocktail.
(The punch line does not involve a prawn cocktail - it's much worse).
Looking around the gathering at the reef he realized he couldn't see
his old pal.
"Where's Christian?" he asked.
"He's at home, still distraught that his best friend changed sides to
the enemy & became a shark", came the reply.
Eager to put things right again and end the mutual pain and torture,
he set off to Christian's abode.
As he opened the coral gate, memories came flooding back.
He banged on the door and shouted, "It's me, Justin, your old friend,
come out and see me again."
Christian replied, "No way man, you'll eat me. You're now a shark, the
enemy, and I'll not be tricked into being your dinner."
Justin cried back "No, I'm not. That was the old me. I've
changed.".........
(You're going to love this.....)
(Scroll Down...)
"I've found Cod. I'm a Prawn again Christian".
Away in the tropical waters of the Caribbean, two prawns were
swimming around in the sea.
One called Justin and the other called Christian.
The prawns were constantly being harassed and threatened by sharks
that inhabited the area.
Finally one day Justin said to Christian, "I'm fed up with being a
prawn; I wish I was a shark, and then I wouldn't have any worries
about being eaten."
A large mysterious cod appeared and said, "Your wish is granted"
Lo and behold, Justin turned into a shark.
Horrified, Christian immediately swam away, afraid of being eaten by
his old mate.
Time passed (as it invariably does) and Justin found life as a shark
boring and lonely.
All his old mates simply swam away whenever he came close to them.
Justin didn't realize that his new menacing appearance was the cause
of his sad plight.
While swimming alone one day he saw the mysterious cod again and he
thought perhaps the mysterious fish could change him back into a
prawn.
He approached the cod and begged to be changed back, and, lo and
behold, he found himself turned back into a prawn.
With tears of joy in his tiny little eyes Justin swam back to his
friends and bought them all a cocktail.
(The punch line does not involve a prawn cocktail - it's much worse).
Looking around the gathering at the reef he realized he couldn't see
his old pal.
"Where's Christian?" he asked.
"He's at home, still distraught that his best friend changed sides to
the enemy & became a shark", came the reply.
Eager to put things right again and end the mutual pain and torture,
he set off to Christian's abode.
As he opened the coral gate, memories came flooding back.
He banged on the door and shouted, "It's me, Justin, your old friend,
come out and see me again."
Christian replied, "No way man, you'll eat me. You're now a shark, the
enemy, and I'll not be tricked into being your dinner."
Justin cried back "No, I'm not. That was the old me. I've
changed.".........
(You're going to love this.....)
(Scroll Down...)
"I've found Cod. I'm a Prawn again Christian".
28 March 2010, 08:28 AM
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had a girl come into work today and was chatting to her, i asked her what she did and she said sell farming........................................... .............. not sure what that was but must of been dangerous as all her arm's were cut up!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
28 March 2010, 09:51 AM
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