Subaru owner tries it on with Jess.
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Subaru owner tries it on with Jess.
And gets a flea in his ear. You go girl. 
Jess was walking on a path that crosses the entrance to an electronically controlled gate access to some new apartments. She was almost across when she heard this frantic bibbing of a car horn. She carried on going & once clear turned to see what all the fuss was about.
Confirming what she had already heard (Scooby burble) there was sat a Dark blue Scooby complete with gold wheels with the window wound down & the 40+ owner eager to exchange dialogue.
40+ "Couldn't you have got a move on. I haven't got all day you know"
Jess "Excuse me. Are you talking to me?"
40+ "You're a woman & wouldn't understand about these cars. We have to keep going.
Jess "I beg your pardon but I do know about Subarus. Over the last 11 years my husband has owned several. A Classic, a P1, a UK300 & a Black Stealth Wagon.
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Jess then carried on about her business leaving him to reflect.
As only Jess could.
Jess was walking on a path that crosses the entrance to an electronically controlled gate access to some new apartments. She was almost across when she heard this frantic bibbing of a car horn. She carried on going & once clear turned to see what all the fuss was about.
Confirming what she had already heard (Scooby burble) there was sat a Dark blue Scooby complete with gold wheels with the window wound down & the 40+ owner eager to exchange dialogue.
40+ "Couldn't you have got a move on. I haven't got all day you know"
Jess "Excuse me. Are you talking to me?"
40+ "You're a woman & wouldn't understand about these cars. We have to keep going.
Jess "I beg your pardon but I do know about Subarus. Over the last 11 years my husband has owned several. A Classic, a P1, a UK300 & a Black Stealth Wagon.
40+
Jess then carried on about her business leaving him to reflect.
As only Jess could.
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She may have dislodged his wiper blade as she left him a flier. 
Chris you are far to much of a gentleman to have behaved so impolitely. 
What Jess is lacking in size she more than makes up for in spirit.
Chris you are far to much of a gentleman to have behaved so impolitely. What Jess is lacking in size she more than makes up for in spirit.
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Just love this story 
I don't know you Jess but you're a star
When Mrs Big Pete is out in our Scooby she often gets asked, "Is that yours?!" It's always fellas about my age (mid 40's) or spotty lads!!!
I don't know you Jess but you're a star
When Mrs Big Pete is out in our Scooby she often gets asked, "Is that yours?!" It's always fellas about my age (mid 40's) or spotty lads!!!
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