Postman and the Blonde
26 November 2009, 09:20 AM
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Postman and the Blonde
After 35 years of work in postal services, a postman is preparing for retirement and he works his last day as a postman.
One family gives him a pen as a gift, another one gives him a key-chain, and when he rings at the third door, a glamorous naked blonde appears at the door, holds his hand and takes him to the bedroom where they spend two hours having the most amazing "Sex".
After a shower she prepares breakfast: eggs with ham and orange juice then she gives him a £5 note.
During the meal, he's delirious, cant believe his luck and asks "Can you explain all of this to me...?!?"
The Blonde says: "Yesterday, I told my husband that our postman is going to retired and we need to do something special for him, and he replied:
"**** him! Give him 5 pounds!" ..
............................. but the breakfast was my idea."
One family gives him a pen as a gift, another one gives him a key-chain, and when he rings at the third door, a glamorous naked blonde appears at the door, holds his hand and takes him to the bedroom where they spend two hours having the most amazing "Sex".
After a shower she prepares breakfast: eggs with ham and orange juice then she gives him a £5 note.
During the meal, he's delirious, cant believe his luck and asks "Can you explain all of this to me...?!?"
The Blonde says: "Yesterday, I told my husband that our postman is going to retired and we need to do something special for him, and he replied:
"**** him! Give him 5 pounds!" ..
............................. but the breakfast was my idea."
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