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01 February 2008, 05:45 PM
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The other night I was invited out for a night with the "boys."
I told my wife that I would be home by midnight, "I promise!"
Well, the hours passed and the margaritas went down way too easily.
Around 3 a.m., a bit loaded, I headed for home.
Just as I got in the door, the cuckoo clock in the hallway started up and cuckooed 3 times.
Quickly, realizing my wife would probably wake up, I cuckooed another 9 times.
I was really proud of myself for coming up with such a quick-witted solution, in order to escape a possible conflict with her.
(Even when totally smashed... 3 cuckoos plus 9 cuckoos totals = 12 cuckoos MIDNIGHT!)
The next morning my wife asked me what time I got in, I told her "MIDNIGHT"... she didn't seem pissed off in the least.
Whew, I got away with that one! Then she said "We need a new cuckoo clock."
When I asked her why, she said, "Well, last night our clock cuckooed three times, then said "oh sh*t." Cuckooed 4 more times, cleared its throat, cuckooed another three times, giggled, cuckooed twice more, and then tripped over the coffee table and farted.
I told my wife that I would be home by midnight, "I promise!"
Well, the hours passed and the margaritas went down way too easily.
Around 3 a.m., a bit loaded, I headed for home.
Just as I got in the door, the cuckoo clock in the hallway started up and cuckooed 3 times.
Quickly, realizing my wife would probably wake up, I cuckooed another 9 times.
I was really proud of myself for coming up with such a quick-witted solution, in order to escape a possible conflict with her.
(Even when totally smashed... 3 cuckoos plus 9 cuckoos totals = 12 cuckoos MIDNIGHT!)
The next morning my wife asked me what time I got in, I told her "MIDNIGHT"... she didn't seem pissed off in the least.
Whew, I got away with that one! Then she said "We need a new cuckoo clock."
When I asked her why, she said, "Well, last night our clock cuckooed three times, then said "oh sh*t." Cuckooed 4 more times, cleared its throat, cuckooed another three times, giggled, cuckooed twice more, and then tripped over the coffee table and farted.
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The other night I was invited out for a night with the "boys."
I told my wife that I would be home by midnight, "I promise!"
Well, the hours passed and the margaritas went down way too easily.
Around 3 a.m., a bit loaded, I headed for home.
Just as I got in the door, the cuckoo clock in the hallway started up and cuckooed 3 times.
Quickly, realizing my wife would probably wake up, I cuckooed another 9 times.
I was really proud of myself for coming up with such a quick-witted solution, in order to escape a possible conflict with her.
(Even when totally smashed... 3 cuckoos plus 9 cuckoos totals = 12 cuckoos MIDNIGHT!)
The next morning my wife asked me what time I got in, I told her "MIDNIGHT"... she didn't seem pissed off in the least.
Whew, I got away with that one! Then she said "We need a new cuckoo clock."
When I asked her why, she said, "Well, last night our clock cuckooed three times, then said "oh sh*t." Cuckooed 4 more times, cleared its throat, cuckooed another three times, giggled, cuckooed twice more, and then tripped over the coffee table and farted.
I told my wife that I would be home by midnight, "I promise!"
Well, the hours passed and the margaritas went down way too easily.
Around 3 a.m., a bit loaded, I headed for home.
Just as I got in the door, the cuckoo clock in the hallway started up and cuckooed 3 times.
Quickly, realizing my wife would probably wake up, I cuckooed another 9 times.
I was really proud of myself for coming up with such a quick-witted solution, in order to escape a possible conflict with her.
(Even when totally smashed... 3 cuckoos plus 9 cuckoos totals = 12 cuckoos MIDNIGHT!)
The next morning my wife asked me what time I got in, I told her "MIDNIGHT"... she didn't seem pissed off in the least.
Whew, I got away with that one! Then she said "We need a new cuckoo clock."
When I asked her why, she said, "Well, last night our clock cuckooed three times, then said "oh sh*t." Cuckooed 4 more times, cleared its throat, cuckooed another three times, giggled, cuckooed twice more, and then tripped over the coffee table and farted.
well it gave me a good giggle lol
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