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Old 08 April 2006, 10:09 PM
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Default Dementia Test

Hi,
Lets see how bright you are today.............

Below are four (4) questions and a bonus question. You have to answer them instantly. You can't take your time, answer all of them immediately. OK?


Let's find out just how clever you really are....

Ready? GO!!! (scroll down)

First Question:

You are participating in a race. You overtake the second person.
What position are you in?

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Answer: If you answered that you are first, then you are
absolutely wrong! If you overtake the second person and you take
his place, you are second!

Try not to screw up next time.
Now answer the second question,
but don't take as much time as you took for the first question, OK?

Second Question:
If you overtake the last person, then you are...?
(scroll down)

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Answer: If you answered that you are second to last, then you are
wrong again. Tell me, how can you overtake the LAST Person?


You're not very good at this, are you?

Third Question:
Very tricky arithmetic! Note: This must be done
in your head only.
Do NOT use paper and pencil or a calculator. Try it.


Take 1000 and add 40 to it. Now add another 1000 . Now add
30.
Add another 1000. Now add 20. Now add another 1000
Now add 10. What is the total?

Scroll down for answer.....

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Did you get 5000?

The correct answer is actually 4100.


If you don't believe it, check it with a calculator!
Today is definitely not your day, is it?
Maybe you'll get the last question right....
....Maybe.

Fourth Question:

Mary's father has five daughters: 1. Nana, 2. Nene, 3. Nini,
4. Nono. What is the name of the fifth daughter?

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Did you Answer Nunu?
NO! Of course it isn't.
Her name is Mary. Read the question again!

Okay, now the bonus round:

A mute person goes into a shop and wants to buy a toothbrush. By
imitating the action of brushing his teeth he successfully expresses himself to the shopkeeper and! the purchase is done.
Next, a blind man comes into the shop who wants to buy a pair of
sunglasses; how does HE indicate what he wants?

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He just has to open his mouth and ask...
It's really very simple.... Like you!
Old 08 April 2006, 10:10 PM
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I admit I failled with style
Old 08 April 2006, 11:33 PM
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Me to! I got them all wrong! How fik am i!
Old 08 April 2006, 11:57 PM
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lmao.....i got them all wrong.

i even used the calculator and it came up 4100
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I got 3 right.

You can overtake the last person if you are the first person and you lap them. but didnt count this one

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We will see what Tiny gets later when he comes home from work.
Old 09 April 2006, 08:47 AM
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got 2 right...... very tricky...get loads of this sort of thing sent to my work email address....


Joe.....
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send them on Joe
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Old 10 April 2006, 11:42 AM
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great monday morning test
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Originally Posted by Her at the back

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Second Question:
If you overtake the last person, then you are...?


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Answer: If you answered that you are second to last, then you are
wrong again. Tell me, how can you overtake the LAST Person?


You're not very good at this, are you?
IF you over take the last person in a race!!!
you are 1 lap infront of that person now.
depending on your postion in the race Is now depending on you current postion, But you will be 1 lap infront of the last bloke


No??

Baz


oppss Didnt read Mrs ESC answer same as mine

Last edited by baz69birds; 10 April 2006 at 12:46 PM. Reason: didnt read all reply
Old 10 April 2006, 03:39 PM
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us posties think alike Baz.

But you were more technical than me lol.

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