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Old Aug 10, 2006 | 02:09 PM
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Within weeks of finishing my rebuild my soon to be Ex-wife (not soon enough) decided to drive her Freelander into my Scoob because I told her I wanted a divorce. She simply started her car, reversed about 5 metres and then planted her foot on the accelerator. The weird thing is we seperated 9 months ago. Yes she is psychotic!!!

This is what she has done









The police just cautioned her!!!!
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Old Aug 10, 2006 | 02:17 PM
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Aww man, same happened to my last Cosworth after a small disagreement outside Parents evening.
And we loved these creatures once upon a time yeah? Madness.
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Old Aug 10, 2006 | 02:19 PM
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Bad new mate!!

To think I was cursing my GF under my breath when she slammed the door on my Sccob this morning.

Take her for every penny LOL

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Old Aug 10, 2006 | 02:20 PM
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You'll have to remind her the fix comes out of the settlement.

And i laughed when i heard people doing it by Text. Seems the safest option now.
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Old Aug 10, 2006 | 02:24 PM
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I take it that was a YES to the divorce then ????
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Old Aug 10, 2006 | 02:24 PM
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Say you was in the car, and claim for compo

I'll have the FMIC, as that will need to be replaced by insurance
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Old Aug 10, 2006 | 02:43 PM
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How much damage did she do!!!! How fast did she hit it? She must be deranged
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Old Aug 10, 2006 | 02:49 PM
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What a complete b*tch! . . . . .And the police only cautioned her for malicious damage! . . .How charming! . . .

. . . . .Keep it real matie!
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Old Aug 10, 2006 | 02:50 PM
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BAD NEWS!
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Old Aug 10, 2006 | 02:51 PM
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saw the car today


gutted for you!

We will get her back to you asap, the car not the wife!


Cheers

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Old Aug 10, 2006 | 02:55 PM
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I'm guessing you'd done all the work since your split? First thing I did after I split with my long term g/f was to spend about £8k at Scooby Clinic. Nothing like a bit of retail therapy!!

Ad's and crew will soon have her good as new. (So many jokes, so little time!!!)

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Old Aug 10, 2006 | 02:57 PM
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I have always said women should not be allowed to drive 4x4 type vehicles. Micras or fiestas only, much less heartbreak in the world that way.

Feel sorry for you with the hard work you have put into that car.
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Old Aug 10, 2006 | 03:05 PM
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what a nutter!!!
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Old Aug 10, 2006 | 03:10 PM
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If it was my car, I'd be round her house now with a baseball bat smashing the cr@p out of her Freelander.
Afterall, the Police will only caution you, right ?
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Old Aug 10, 2006 | 03:17 PM
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Ideally with her inside the Freelander!
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Old Aug 10, 2006 | 03:32 PM
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Daz, sorry to hear this mate, after all the hard work u put in it must be heart breaking.
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Old Aug 10, 2006 | 03:50 PM
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What a stupid cow. My GF always tells me what she'd do to my car if i broke up with her, should stop takin it with a pich of salt i guess

Seriously bad news...any chassis damage?
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Old Aug 10, 2006 | 03:58 PM
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Did you buy the freelander too?

If so, its your own fault (see i can see the womans side )

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Old Aug 10, 2006 | 04:42 PM
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Originally Posted by BlueSimon
Did you buy the freelander too?

If so, its your own fault (see i can see the womans side )

Simon


If my lady even touches my car she'd get the boot and all her clothes would go to a charity shop

Unless we are undertaking various late night activities after a night out
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Old Aug 10, 2006 | 04:49 PM
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Private prosecution, then divorce on the grounds of unreasonable behaviour.
That should calm her down a bit before she gets her claws into the next victim !
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Old Aug 10, 2006 | 04:53 PM
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Gutted for you mate...

My ex tried to lock my bike in the garage but i anticipated the move and had spare keys cut

F'kin women..2 years on and she still gives me grief...i hope you havent kids so you dont have to see/communicate with the bitch again when the divorce comes thru'

Chin up fella
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Old Aug 10, 2006 | 04:59 PM
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Very gutted for you mate.

Drop me £50 and I'll fill in her for you
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Old Aug 10, 2006 | 05:08 PM
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got her phone number? i could use her services
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Old Aug 10, 2006 | 06:05 PM
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Kill Her.
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Old Aug 10, 2006 | 08:01 PM
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ouch sorry mate
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Old Aug 10, 2006 | 08:05 PM
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**** Daz,

i thought it was the nice lady you bought round my gaff the other week at first!

Gutted for you mate

P.S any damage to my turbo? (joke)
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Old Aug 10, 2006 | 10:08 PM
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Originally Posted by p1mark
**** Daz,

i thought it was the nice lady you bought round my gaff the other week at first!

Gutted for you mate

P.S any damage to my turbo? (joke)
lol mate no it wasn't her she's lovely and is still my GF.

The one in question is the antichrist!!!

Your turbo is fine though mate so you can relax on that one.

I hope to be bringing it back to you soon to although thats been delayed for the moment

I'll keep you posted.

Daz
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Old Aug 10, 2006 | 10:15 PM
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oh well

i would ov run over it in my truck






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Old Aug 10, 2006 | 10:21 PM
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corr a lorry
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Old Aug 10, 2006 | 10:23 PM
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Originally Posted by bootsy
corr a lorry
carnt really call it a mini

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