ASP Easter Egg
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<%CACKLE!!%>
<%
if Weekday(now()) = 5 then
if day(now()) = 13 then
%>
<ul>
<li>Select a good place for your fire, preferably out of the wind. An office wastepaper bin is ideal.</li>
<li>When starting a fire, please ensure you have adequate dry kindling.</li>
<li>Pile larger pieces of wood on top of your kindling.</li>
<li>Light the kindling and ensure that the fire takes hold, blow gently on the fire to help feed it with oxygen</li>
<li>Once the fire has taken hold, break out the marshmallows.</li>
<li>You may want to sit around the fire with your colleagues, verses of Kum By Yar are often a popular passtime</li>
</ul>
<%
else
%>
<ul>
<li>Sound the alarm IMMEDIATELY by breaking the glass of the nearest alarm point. Alarm points are generally on the staircase landings.</li>
<li>.... rest of the corporate sensible thing ....</li>
</ul>
<%
end if
end if
%>
<%
if Weekday(now()) = 5 then
if day(now()) = 13 then
%>
<ul>
<li>Select a good place for your fire, preferably out of the wind. An office wastepaper bin is ideal.</li>
<li>When starting a fire, please ensure you have adequate dry kindling.</li>
<li>Pile larger pieces of wood on top of your kindling.</li>
<li>Light the kindling and ensure that the fire takes hold, blow gently on the fire to help feed it with oxygen</li>
<li>Once the fire has taken hold, break out the marshmallows.</li>
<li>You may want to sit around the fire with your colleagues, verses of Kum By Yar are often a popular passtime</li>
</ul>
<%
else
%>
<ul>
<li>Sound the alarm IMMEDIATELY by breaking the glass of the nearest alarm point. Alarm points are generally on the staircase landings.</li>
<li>.... rest of the corporate sensible thing ....</li>
</ul>
<%
end if
end if
%>
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