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Old 31 July 2002, 03:14 PM
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As received by: Transceiver Relay01 at Relay
Language Path: Acquileron -> Triskwelline, SjK: Relay units
From: Net Administrator for Transceiver Windsong at Debley Down

Subject: Complaints about Relay, a suggestion

Summary: It's getting worse; try us instead
Key phrases: communications problems, Relay unreliability, Transcend

Distribution:
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Motley Hatch Administration Group
Transceiver Relay01 at Relay
Transceiver Not-For-Long at Shortstop
Follow-ups to: Windsong Expansion Interest Group

Date: 07:21:21 Docks Time, 36/09 of Org year 52089

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During the last five hundred hours, Comms Costs shows 9834 transceiver-layer congestion complaints against the Vrinimi operation at Relay. Each of these complaints involves services to tens of thousands of planets. Vrinimi has promised again and again that the congestion is a purely temporary increase of Transcendent usage.
As Relay's chief competitor in this region, we of Windsong have benefited modestly from the overflow: however, until now we thought it inappropriate to propose a coordinated response to the problem.
The events of the last seven hours compel us to change this policy. Those reading this item already know about the incident; most of you are the victims of it. Beginning at [00:00:27 Docks Time], Vrinimi Org began taking transceivers off-line, and unscheduled outage. R01 went out at 00:00:27, R02 at 02:50:32, R03 and R04 at 03:12:01. Vrinimi stated that a Transcendent customer was urgently requesting bandwidth. (R00 had been previously dedicated to that Powers use.) The customer required use of both up- and down-link bandwidth. By the Org's own admission, the unscheduled usage exceeded sixty percent of their entire capacity. Note that the excesses of the preceding five hundred hours - excesses which caused entirely justified complaint - were never more than five percent of Org capacity.
Friends, we of Windsong are in the long-haul communications business. We know how difficult it is to maintain transceiver elements that mass as much as a planet. We know that hard contract commitments simply cannot be made by suppliers in our line of work. But at the same time, the behaviour of Vrinimi Org is unacceptable. It's true that in the last three hours the Org has returned R01 through R04 to general service, and promised to pass on the Powers surpayment to all those who were 'inconvenienced'. But only Vrinimi knows how large these surpayments really are. And no one (not even Vrinimi!) knows whether this is the end of the outages.
What is to Vrinimi a sudden, incredible cash glut, is to the rest of you an unaccountable disaster.
Therefore Windsong at Debley Down is considering a major - and permanent - expansion of our service: the construction of five additional backbone transceivers. Obviously this will be immensely expensive. Transceivers are never cheap, and Debley Down does not have quite the geometry enjoyed by Relay. We expect the cost must be amortized over many decades of good business. We can't undertake it without clear customer commitment. In order to determine this demand, and to ensure that we build what is really needed, we are creating a temporary newsgroup, Windsong Expansion Interest Group, moderated and archived at Windsong. Send/Receive charges to transceiver-layer customers on this group will be only ten percent our usual. We urge you, our transceiver-layer customers, to use this service to talk to each other, to decide what you can safely expect from Vrinimi Org in the future and how you feel about our proposal.
We are waiting to hear from you.
Old 31 July 2002, 03:24 PM
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Old 31 July 2002, 03:30 PM
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Old 31 July 2002, 03:47 PM
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Old 31 July 2002, 04:51 PM
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As received by: Transceiver Relay03 at Relay

Language path: Samnorsk->Triskweline, SjK:Relay units

From: Straumli Main

Subject: Archive opened in the Low Transcend!

Summary: Our links to the Known Net will be down temporarily

Key phrases: transcend, good news, business opportunities, new archive, communications problems

Distribution:
Where Are They Now Interest Group, Homo Sapiens Interest Group, Motley Hatch Administration Group, Transceiver Relay03 at Relay, Transceiver Windsong at Debley Down, Transceiver Not-for-Long at Shortstop

Date: 11:45:20 Docks Time, 01/09 of Org year 52089

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We are proud to announce that a human exploration company from Straumli Realm has discovered an accessible archive in the Low Transcend. This is not an announcement of Transcendence or the creation of a new Power. We have in fact postponed this announcement until we were sure of our property rights and the safety of the archive. We have installed interfaces which should make the archive interoperable with standard syntax queries from the Net. In a few days this access will be made commercially available. (See discussion of scheduling problems below.)

Because of its safety, intelligibility, and age, this Archive is remarkable. We believe there is otherwise lost information here about arbitration management and interrace coordination. We'll send details to the appropriate news groups. We're very excited about this. Note that no interaction with the Powers was necessary; no part of Straumli Realm has transcended.


Now for the bad news: Arbitration and translation schemes have had unfortunate clenirations[?] with the ridgeway armiphlage[?]. The details should be amusing to the people in the Communication Threats news group, and we will report them there later. But for at least the next hundred hours, all our links (main and minor) to the Known Net will be down. Incoming messages may be buffered, but no guarantees. No messages can be forwarded. We regret this inconvenience, and will make up for it very soon!

Physical commerce is in no way affected by these problems. Straumli Realm continues to welcome tourists and trade.
MMmmmmmm

http://big.chez.com/keep/Mekkis/Vern...the%20Deep.htm
Old 31 July 2002, 04:55 PM
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is it just me or does that make about as much sense as...

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Old 31 July 2002, 04:58 PM
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Roger Dave
Old 31 July 2002, 05:07 PM
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Erm.



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Old 31 July 2002, 05:09 PM
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Super_Si ... you got two accounts?
Old 31 July 2002, 05:20 PM
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ROFL!

Must have a 2nd computer with ,. keys as well then!

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Naah, just cut and paste keys...
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