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18 July 2002, 12:56 PM
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Subject: can anyone help my *friend*?
Can anyone help with this problem? A friend is having trouble with his system.
Last year he upgraded to Girlfriend 1.0 from Drinking Mates 4.2
which he'd
used for years without any trouble. However, apparently there are
conflicts between these two systems and the only solution was to
try and run Girlfriend with the sound turned off.
But to make matters worse, Girlfriend 1.0 is incompatible with
several other applications, such as Lads Night Out 3.1, Golf 2 and Playboy 6.0
Successive versions of Girlfriend proved no better. Girlfriend 3.0 had many bugs and left a virus in his system, forcing him to shut down completely for several weeks.
Eventually he tried installing Girlfriend 2.1 as well as Girlfriend 1.0, only to discover that when these two systems detected each other, they caused severe damage to all his hardware.
Sensing a way out, he upgraded to Fiancee 1.0 only to discover to
his dismay that this system requires rapid upgrading to Wife 1.0
However, whilst Wife 1.0 uses up all available resources, it does
come bundled with FreeSexPlus and Cleanhouse 2000 plus
GreatMealsOnTable (guaranteed for a limited period).
But imagine my friend's disappointment on discovering that Wife1.0 can be unstable and costly to maintain. Any mistakes he makes are automatically stored in Wife 1.0 Hard Drive and cannot be deleted. They then resurface months (or years) later. Wife 1.0 also automatically run UltraSTROP and WHINGEzip, and no option on the Help menu seems to work, leaving him to try and GUESS the fault himself.
The system footprint needs updating regularly, requiring Shoeshop
BrowserPro for new attachments. Hairstyle Express needs to be
reinstalled every week.
Wife 1.0 also has a rather annoying pop-up called Mother-in-law,
which can't be turned off.
Recently, he's been tempted to try Mistress 2000 add-on, but there could be problems. If Wife 1.0 detects the presence of Mistress 2000, it will delete all MS Money files before un-installing itself.
This was sent to me in work as an E-Mail.
It made me smile
Cheers MTR
Can anyone help with this problem? A friend is having trouble with his system.
Last year he upgraded to Girlfriend 1.0 from Drinking Mates 4.2
which he'd
used for years without any trouble. However, apparently there are
conflicts between these two systems and the only solution was to
try and run Girlfriend with the sound turned off.
But to make matters worse, Girlfriend 1.0 is incompatible with
several other applications, such as Lads Night Out 3.1, Golf 2 and Playboy 6.0
Successive versions of Girlfriend proved no better. Girlfriend 3.0 had many bugs and left a virus in his system, forcing him to shut down completely for several weeks.
Eventually he tried installing Girlfriend 2.1 as well as Girlfriend 1.0, only to discover that when these two systems detected each other, they caused severe damage to all his hardware.
Sensing a way out, he upgraded to Fiancee 1.0 only to discover to
his dismay that this system requires rapid upgrading to Wife 1.0
However, whilst Wife 1.0 uses up all available resources, it does
come bundled with FreeSexPlus and Cleanhouse 2000 plus
GreatMealsOnTable (guaranteed for a limited period).
But imagine my friend's disappointment on discovering that Wife1.0 can be unstable and costly to maintain. Any mistakes he makes are automatically stored in Wife 1.0 Hard Drive and cannot be deleted. They then resurface months (or years) later. Wife 1.0 also automatically run UltraSTROP and WHINGEzip, and no option on the Help menu seems to work, leaving him to try and GUESS the fault himself.
The system footprint needs updating regularly, requiring Shoeshop
BrowserPro for new attachments. Hairstyle Express needs to be
reinstalled every week.
Wife 1.0 also has a rather annoying pop-up called Mother-in-law,
which can't be turned off.
Recently, he's been tempted to try Mistress 2000 add-on, but there could be problems. If Wife 1.0 detects the presence of Mistress 2000, it will delete all MS Money files before un-installing itself.
This was sent to me in work as an E-Mail.
It made me smile
Cheers MTR
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